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[kj1225]

Duck.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((I now see you are doing this on purpose, or may god help you in real life.))

[kj1225]

((It's headed for my head so...))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Then it's probably going to land on you, and the money's on them landing on you in a compromising position.))

[IcyTea31]

You can't break time without breaking reality in this sucky universe.

Bu-but...the Drunk Scientists... I technically probably could just break a few facets of reality and rebuild them from scratch with my massive powers, but the risk of rolling a one and getting one-dimensioned or worse is too high. This does mean, though, that all that time I spent thinking of ways to abuse time control to my advantage without causing a timey-wimey was for nothing.

Meditate on the rhytm of the universe. Be enlightened. Create the unit for the speed of time. The speed of time currently unitless because ^second/_second = 1

[kj1225]

((Then it's probably going to land on you, and the money's on them landing on you in a compromising position.))

((Aw yeah.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

TELEKINETICALLY PREPARE THE CHEESE INTO A MASTERFUL PLATTER!

[6]

The cheese is plattered.

Mortal, you have unwittingly begun the cheese challenge. You must make an ultimate wheel of cheese... one that is the size of a boulder. Failure shall result in conversion of your biomass to cheese.

Duck.

[6]

You just manage to dodge them, and they go flying through the door. Real help there, you dumb pervert.

Blue rebounds and collides with you. Her clothing is... not all there.

[Lolfail0009]

Search the Multiverse for such a wheel.

"Fuck that, I'll get ssssomeone elsssse to do it."

[smurfingtonthethird]

You can't break time without breaking reality in this sucky universe.

Bu-but...the Drunk Scientists... I technically probably could just break a few facets of reality and rebuild them from scratch with my massive powers, but the risk of rolling a one and getting one-dimensioned or worse is too high. This does mean, though, that all that time I spent thinking of ways to abuse time control to my advantage without causing a timey-wimey was for nothing.

Meditate on the rhytm of the universe. Be enlightened. Create the unit for the speed of time. The speed of time currently unitless because ^second/_second = 1

[4]

You find it. It is potatoes/m²

hehehehehehehheheheh

[IcyTea31]

You find it. It is potatoes/m²

hehehehehehehheheheh

The more I try to make sense of this, the less it does, and the more it does. Apparently I just proved time to be two-dimensional instead of one. This is great, as it makes time travel simpler, by paradoxically making time more complex. As I understand it, this means I can use potatoes as a base for a time "machine".

Pick some of the conveniently taken-over-the-world potatoes and lay them out in a pattern to maximize covered area. Focus psionic energy into potatoes. Stabilize time from warping too much. Absorb time control powers. I can think a thousand ways this might go wrong, but I must try this out.

[Erils]

Build a dapper tomb for my dapper dead baby terror bird

[poketwo]

ACCUSE GM OF CHEATING WITH MY ROLLS SINCE HE DOES NOT WANT HIS POTATOES BECOMING VODKA 

[GrizzlyAdamz]

You find it. It is potatoes/m²

hehehehehehehheheheh

The more I try to make sense of this, the less it does, and the more it does. Apparently I just proved time to be two-dimensional instead of one. This is great, as it makes time travel simpler, by paradoxically making time more complex. As I understand it, this means I can use potatoes as a base for a time "machine".

Pick some of the conveniently taken-over-the-world potatoes and lay them out in a pattern to maximize covered area. Focus psionic energy into potatoes. Stabilize time from warping too much. Absorb time control powers. I can think a thousand ways this might go wrong, but I must try this out.

Be careful, they bite.




Continue War of Human Pacification. Mutations & tech are a bonus.

[kj1225]

GET HER OFF... And don't look. That'll only get me beaten more.

[IcyTea31]

Be careful, they bite.

I'm pretty my action resolves with a single roll, so I am risking much more than being bitten by a potato. Such as breaking time and destroying this particular 'verse. Besides, sentient mutant potatoes can probably store more psionic energy without exploding than regular ones, increasing the power I might gain.