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[IcyTea31]

While I'm here, hone my psionic abilities further. Then return home.

EDIT:

Fuck. Not the action. The expletive.

If you didn't want the action, why did you bold it to be an action? Or did you secretly want a critical failure, hm?

[Erils]

Retire from mayors office to my nice house

[Lolfail0009]

Adapt to new environment.

(Don't shit me on this roll, I actually live in this country. We call terror birds "cassowaries".)

[darkpaladin109]

Put out fire.
NUKE ENTIRE WORLD

[kj1225]

Uh, cuddle back I guess?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Assist potato evolution, become POTATO GOD!

Assimilate.
More mutations.

[poketwo]

"This is it!!!!!!!! YOU BRING ANIME INTO THIS, IT IS TO JAPANY FOR MY TAISTS. IT IS ONLY GOOD FOR MASTURBASION. NOW HOW YOU LIKE WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH YOUR PRESIOUS STUFF!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

TURN ALL OF THE GM'S POTATOS INTO VODKA

[Erils]

"This is it!!!!!!!! YOU BRING ANIME INTO THIS, IT IS TO JAPANY FOR MY TAISTS. IT IS ONLY GOOD FOR MASTURBASION. NOW HOW YOU LIKE WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH YOUR PRESIOUS STUFF!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I'm sorry. I can't help but point out how many spelling errors rage causes.
4 and a few grammatical ones

[WillowLuman]

Adapt to new environment.

(Don't shit me on this roll, I actually live in this country. We call terror birds "cassowaries".)

If you killed all the terrorbirds in alternate!Australia, doesn't that make you pretty much the only living creature there?

[Eotyrannus]

Begin parthogenesis. Join potatoes in organic reproductive overlordship of Earth. Cease to be such a midget and become GLORIOUS DAPPER TYRANNOSAUROID!.

[poketwo]

"This is it!!!!!!!! YOU BRING ANIME INTO THIS, IT IS TO JAPANY FOR MY TAISTS. IT IS ONLY GOOD FOR MASTURBASION. NOW HOW YOU LIKE WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH YOUR PRESIOUS STUFF!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I'm sorry. I can't help but point out how many spelling errors rage causes.
4 and a few grammatical ones

sorry, that's what happens when I type in caps, spell check does not work for me.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Assist potato evolution, become POTATO GOD!

[1]

You cull your first batch.

While I'm here, hone my psionic abilities further. Then return home.

EDIT:

Fuck. Not the action. The expletive.

If you didn't want the action, why did you bold it to be an action? Or did you secretly want a critical failure, hm?

[5]

Got some Void manipulating powers.

Retire from mayors office to my nice house

[4]

You retire and live in your house.

Adapt to new environment.

(Don't shit me on this roll, I actually live in this country. We call terror birds "cassowaries".)

[1]

I live in Australia too. Don't compare cassowaries to feathered T-Rexes.

The environment woops your ass.

Put out fire.
NUKE ENTIRE WORLD

[2]

You're still on fiiiiire.

Uh, cuddle back I guess?

(Hurrah! You nearly defeated the idiot plot! Nearly. What did you do to the RNG to deserve this mess?)

[6]

Cuddle returned. Kaede quantum smacks the pair of you and drags you away. Lara has lost all of her shit.

Assist potato evolution, become POTATO GOD!

Assimilate.
More mutations.

[5]

Moron is now part potato.

Potatoes can eat critters now.

"This is it!!!!!!!! YOU BRING ANIME INTO THIS, IT IS TO JAPANY FOR MY TAISTS. IT IS ONLY GOOD FOR MASTURBASION. NOW HOW YOU LIKE WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH YOUR PRESIOUS STUFF!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

TURN ALL OF THE GM'S POTATOS INTO VODKA

[3]

Done. Then they are instantly converted back to potatoes.

YOUR SPELLING DISPLEASES ME. Plus, this man's suffering amuses me, so stay outside.

Potato strike inbound!

Begin parthogenesis. Join potatoes in organic reproductive overlordship of Earth. Cease to be such a midget and become GLORIOUS DAPPER TYRANNOSAUROID!.

[6]

Potato dinosaurs are now a thing. They are also delicious and are hunted by all living things.

[Eotyrannus]

Purge potatoism. Continue pooping out pre-fertilised eggs like an aphid. Return to present time after army is formed.

[Erils]

Dapperly relax in dapper house with dapper pet schrodinger's terror bird

[darkpaladin109]

Put out fire.
NUKE ENTIRE WORLD

DO THIS AGAIN