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[smurfingtonthethird]

I KNEW IT, THEY'RE TERRORSAURS.

Heh, no one that comes & reads this later will know how many avatars I went through.


Get my sexual reproduction on, make seeds, get'm dispersed by animals. FLY MY CHILDREN!

[4]

Seeds everywhere. What now?

Fuck. That can't be good. We need to get this space program going faster, before things turn ugly(ier) on Earth.

1/3rd of Raptor Scientific team perform Sober Metascience on 1/3rd Drunk Raptor Scientific team. Remaining 1/3rd for control/having some left if it all goes to balls.

[5]

Drunk metascience has been researched! Now with the correct cocktails, ingredients and stimulants, you can direct drunk science. Mankind's greatest achievement since fire.

[WillowLuman]

DEAR GOD 

Using this immense power, develop the necessary technology and COLONIZE SPACE.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Fuck. That can't be good. We need to get this space program going faster, before things turn ugly(ier) on Earth.

1/3rd of Raptor Scientific team perform Sober Metascience on 1/3rd Drunk Raptor Scientific team. Remaining 1/3rd for control/having some left if it all goes to balls.

[5]

Drunk metascience has been researched! Now with the correct cocktails, ingredients and stimulants, you can direct drunk science. Mankind's greatest achievement since fire.

..What have you done?!


Continue to grow & spread, as time passes do the evolvy thing.

[Erils]

Fuck. That can't be good. We need to get this space program going faster, before things turn ugly(ier) on Earth.

1/3rd of Raptor Scientific team perform Sober Metascience on 1/3rd Drunk Raptor Scientific team. Remaining 1/3rd for control/having some left if it all goes to balls.

[5]

Drunk metascience has been researched! Now with the correct cocktails, ingredients and stimulants, you can direct drunk science. Mankind's greatest achievement since fire.

Isn't it raptorkind's greatest achievment?

[IcyTea31]

Found a tea cartel. Make citizens addicted to my tea with special additives. Buy out factories of regular tea. Monopolize. Buy dapper clothes for myself and my raptor. Drug manufacturing and money counterfeiting at the same time, double the Fun!

[smurfingtonthethird]

DEAR GOD 

Using this immense power, develop the necessary technology and COLONIZE SPACE.

[5]

Space... colonised?

In the space of three days, you've invented fusion generators, warp-speed transport ships, floating space colonies, nanotechnology, terraforming equipment and the ability to make booze from pure sugar.

Within a week, the solar system is colonized, and a raptor ship is next to Alpha Centauri.

Continue to grow & spread, as time passes do the evolvy thing.

[4]

The potato plants are getting bigger, stronger and more common.

Found a tea cartel. Make citizens addicted to my tea with special additives. Buy out factories of regular tea. Monopolize. Buy dapper clothes for myself and my raptor. Drug manufacturing and money counterfeiting at the same time, double the Fun!

[2]

The government catches on. Welcome to the one dimensional jail.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

EXCELLENT, KEEP DOING THAT!

[Lolfail0009]

"Mauvaise plume-parents!"

Teach the fucking bird Welsh.

[MaximumZero]

Become spiky black hole. Absorb potatoes to crush them into a singularity.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Which potatoes?

[WillowLuman]

"Mauvaise plume-parents!"

Teach the fucking bird Welsh.

*cough*tuatara*cough*

[MaximumZero]

Which potatoes?

All of them.

[IcyTea31]

A two gets me to one-dimensional jail, I can't even imagine what a one would have got me. Tear space-time with psionics and escape.

[smurfingtonthethird]

EXCELLENT, KEEP DOING THAT!

[1]

Systematic harvesting by humans! Oh noes!

"Mauvaise plume-parents!"

Teach the fucking bird Welsh.

[6]

It knows welsh. It just can't speak it.

(Its not a mutated tuatara, nor is it a true bird. It is a mutated chicken, ie a devolved one, that got big.)

Become spiky black hole. Absorb potatoes to crush them into a singularity.

[1]

Too small. You dissipate across the atmosphere.

A two gets me to one-dimensional jail, I can't even imagine what a one would have got me. Tear space-time with psionics and escape.

One means you die.

[3]

You can't get out, but the Protoss rescue you. Winrar!

[WillowLuman]

Hear rumors of and contact my old friend, the Bread.