Make hooting noises! Shake it around, look at the underside!
Goddamnit I'm just a monkey, I don't know how to compass! GIMME ENLIGHTENMENT!
[5]
A beam of light shoots out.
Follow it and shit.Do my time.
You... aren't understanding. The action was to let myself go to jail. If I rolled a one it would be me failing at that.
[2]
You're in a cartel work camp. There is no easy way out.
I will have vengeance! Attempt to summon a monster to thrash the store
[1]
None for you. A superhuman is looking at you funny.
Seek to join the Nerazim and learn their powers. I'm going to regret this, aren't I?
[3]
You're picked up by Protoss and the buggers analyse you, the gorilla, the potatoes and the bag. You weasel your way into the Khala and make contact, which freaks them the fuck out. You explain shit, and they allow you to wander around.
Go to Elephantophis with my baby terror bird pet
[2]
You can't find the city. You sit down in the wastes.
Hijack cloning machine and clone myself 5000 times. Teleport myself to Elephantopolis with all my clones and kill the Tea powered superhumans.
[1]
You silly goose, as an eldritch critter you can't clone yourself with human tools cause you don't got DNA.
I can't see the update. Do I have the cloning machine, if so.
Start clonning myself to build civilization
[1]
The machine explodes, creating the first life forms on earth in the process.
You done messing with time yet?Fax check to owner of the price of the window.
"I'll be right back, honey."
Go to car dealership and buy the exact same model and color car that I stole.
[3]
You trade the car you have now for the same version. No-one uses fax, you silly goose.
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