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[SOLDIER First]

Earn money and buy her a nice car, then.

[hops]

Attack Dipper Pines.

Right, down, a (Run)

[smurfingtonthethird]

Alright, if you're like you, me and like everyone else, you're really fucking confused. So here is State of The Game No2! (spelling shmelling)
 
In the future, you have Hugoluman, Erils and Remuthra, who are all in Terror Bird Survivor Camp. The terror birds outside have been sent to the future by the now defunct avatar, and they are engaging Icytea, darkpaladin and GrizzlyAdams in Elephantophis. Lolfail is trying to kill Objective, kj1225 is rampaging through Central and South America, Sentient Bowtie is playing husband, Elephantparade is playing crusades, Playergamer is on the run from the UN, and a bunch of mostly inactive people are bumming about in the dark city, which is now called New London.

[poketwo]

What about me???

[smurfingtonthethird]

I... Don't remember. You're near the terror birds now.

[hops]

Also... I think I'm supposed to have a terror bird egg? Since I got a 5 and my action was to steal an egg.

[poketwo]

Go to europe

[kj1225]

Alright, if you're like you, me and like everyone else, you're really fucking confused. So here is State of The Game No2! (spelling shmelling)
 
In the future, you have Hugoluman, Erils and Remuthra, who are all in Terror Bird Survivor Camp. The terror birds outside have been sent to the future by the now defunct avatar, and they are engaging Icytea, darkpaladin and GrizzlyAdams in Elephantophis. Lolfail is trying to kill Objective, kj1225 is rampaging through Central and South America, Sentient Bowtie is playing husband, Elephantparade is playing crusades, Playergamer is on the run from the UN, and a bunch of mostly inactive people are bumming about in the dark city, which is now called New London.

And I will mention that the rampage is after many drunken scientific moments. And I was just looking for Mexican food.

[IcyTea31]

Open the hatch of the mech and throw the potatoes I stole from the potato dimension at the terrorbirds. These had better do something, I wouldn't want to have picked them up for nothing.

[WillowLuman]

What? I never bolded an action last turn! That was meant to get an RP response from the person with the orange text! Don't roll it unless it's bolded please

[smurfingtonthethird]

Woops. I blame Mr Potato Head.

Now go get some Mexican food and maybe a senorita.

[5]

Food and biddies acquired. Great success!

Summon a gorrila with a jetpack that can perform backflips while spitting acid and dual wielding chainguns that rapid fire rockets everywhere while performing said backflip.

[3]

You get a normal gorilla. A terror bird eats it.

OH SHIT, CONTINUE FREAKING OUT.

[5]

The terror bird is freaked out, and goes to eat a gorilla instead.

Wrestle with conscience

If Succes:
Continue to flee with baby terror bird

If Fail:
Return to save fallen mech

[5]

What're you doin

I can't cross dimensions, consciense

Wee!

Why do I even use you?

Earn money and buy her a nice car, then.

[2]

You no makea the money. You should rob a bank or something.

Attack Dipper Pines.

Attack Dipper Pines.

Right, down, a (Run)

[6] VS [5]

The attack attracts the attention of ol' terror bird, who is done playing with the mech. Dipper evades the shots easily enough.

Go to europe

[3]

You're in slavland.

Open the hatch of the mech and throw the potatoes I stole from the potato dimension at the terrorbirds. These had better do something, I wouldn't want to have picked them up for nothing.

[4]

They explode. Yay explosive potatoes! The birds run off into the sunset.

Well, fine by me. It wants to destroy the rainforest, after all.

"Survivors! Rejoice, for I have found Australia's secret weapon against the environment! Brought to you by Morgan Freeman! He has the power to turn this entire continent into a desert waste, free of terror-birds!"

CRTL + Z

"Remind me, how does a desert waste improve our chances of survival?"

[WillowLuman]

"It kills off the terror birds, leaving a path open to get off this continent. And he would like the return of industrialized civilization, since he feeds off emissions and stuff."

[IcyTea31]

Close hatch. Stand up. Check the mech for damage. In hindsight, I wonder how I threw the potatoes without any hands... Have I suddenly gained powers of telekinesis?

[smurfingtonthethird]

"It kills off the terror birds, leaving a path open to get off this continent. And he would like the return of industrialized civilization, since he feeds off emissions and stuff."

"You do realize most of the planet is a nuclear wasteland, right? This is one of the better places to live, considering the northern hemisphere is radioactive slag. Removing the jungle will probably get the terror birds riled up, and first they'd eat the poison thing, and have us for dessert."

[WillowLuman]

(Well this is even more like Nausicaa than I thought.)

"Radioactive slag you say? My apologies, but that sounds much more like my kind of place. Enjoy your green hellhole, suckers!"

"Well, that brings us to option 2." *holds out beer can* "Ever heard of drunk science?"