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[IcyTea31]

the ultracouncil has shut down all avatars

ALL avatars, or just ones not controlled by players? If it's the former, I'm afraid you just killed this game.

[smurfingtonthethird]

the ultracouncil has shut down all avatars

ALL avatars, or just ones not controlled by players? If it's the former, I'm afraid you just killed this game.

I mean GM avatars.

(So can I get back to trying to instigate Mad Max via Ferngully or whatever I was doing?)

Yep.

That's the most I've ever derailed a thread, I think.

Plus it's canon derailment. Yay!

[Lolfail0009]

Ok, so now I'm just an angry telepathic winged tentacled fiery shadowy serpentine control freak. With a pet terror bird.

[WillowLuman]

"Did anyone feel like the universe just hiccuped for a second?"

Anyway, release the Morgan-Freeman powered Hexus.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Yeah, except if you mess up too much you get unmade. Yay for the ultraversal lords!

[smurfingtonthethird]

Teach pet terror bird to speak fluent Welsh. Decipher chaos wrought by my excessive MetaGMing.

(I can only imagine this playing in the background. Text colour choices in the Great Meta-War of Page 17 only get added to. )

[3]

It can only speak English. What a failure.

"Okay, okay. Think! I can't outrun these birds."

Try to tame a terror bird with my MANLINESS

"...I am going to get killed."

[3]

In mercy, it decides to jump on the mech bashing bandwagon instead.

Bread-mech: Fight the terrorbirds in an unrealistically cool manner, such as strangling one with it's own tongue, then roasting with my flamethrower. Count the terrorbirds.

[3]

There's about 5 of them attacking you. The flamethrower sets one on fire, but a pair of them bash you over and start tearing at your limbs.

"Did anyone feel like the universe just hiccuped for a second?"

Anyway, release the Morgan-Freeman powered Hexus.

[1]

It tricks you with its smooth, smooth voice into letting it do whatever it wants. It promptly assumes his voice's persona and calmly waltzes into the town.

[Lolfail0009]

Ask pet terror bird to enter a formal alliance with me.

[WillowLuman]

Well, fine by me. It wants to destroy the rainforest, after all.

"Survivors! Rejoice, for I have found Australia's secret weapon against the environment! Brought to you by Morgan Freeman! He has the power to turn this entire continent into a desert waste, free of terror-birds!"

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Sooooo, terrorbirds are still there though, and avatar is gonna go fight'm?


Freak out and start climbing on mr avatar. Become his backpack. Piddle a little bit.
I'll leave exactly what I do up to the rolls.

Possibilities:
Sling feces
pee all over the avatar
distract a terrorbird (dear god no)
lose my mind and climb on a terrorbird, prompting others to attack it when they see me
stand there and throw an ineffectual tantrum, rip up books
hide behind portals
something involving potatoes

do not want: go through portal without avatar

[WillowLuman]

The universe reset. There is no more mr. avatar.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Wait what?!
D:

Look for avatar, cower under books.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Though you could summon him back through a ridiculously silly adventure involving cheese, gods and the location of my TV remote.

[Lolfail0009]

I am available to answer all your cheese-related inquiries.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Though you could summon him back through a ridiculously silly adventure involving cheese, gods and the location of my TV remote.

Well, sounds like this'll take a while.

[IcyTea31]

Bluff the universe: The terrorbirds are actually only 10 centimeters tall each.