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[smurfingtonthethird]

(Join it by doing an action, preferably one that introduces yourself, like a 2 second backstory. Then watch as the RNG laughs at you and I warp it.)

[Lolfail0009]

(Let's see how much you love your RNG, then )
(Not much to say about this flying snake except that he will fuck shit up. Hopefully.)

Swoop in from on high, screeching at whomever is there and attempting to wrap each in a separate flaming shadow tentacle, then attempting to bite each of those I have successfully wrapped (if any).

[smurfingtonthethird]

"It's not like we wanted to come here either. Be glad it's just us drunken scientists and not that nut job that throws around plasma for no reason."

Wait until the simulation finishes loading. Re-assess situation.

[5]

You two goobs, out. Back to the normal universe, you can play with the god-avatar thing.


You pop next to it.

Is mr avatar ignoring me?


Watch what mr avatar is doing with immense curiosity.

[4]

Its like a production line, chocolate constantly streaming in and being processed before being swallowed.

(Let's see how much you love your RNG, then )
(Not much to say about this flying snake except that he will fuck shit up. Hopefully.)

Swoop in from on high, screeching at whomever is there and attempting to wrap each in a separate flaming shadow tentacle, then attempting to bite each of those I have successfully wrapped (if any).

[1]

You swoop at the avatar and friends, thinking that they're easy prey. The avatar, pissed that his eating was interrupted, rips a hole in reality and drops you off in the potato dimension.

Flying snake? Ha! Try monkey-priest-wraiths, italian bread mechs, drunk scientists and an avatar, who just whooped yo' ass. Making him all powerful was the best idea ever.

[Lolfail0009]

BURN A FUCKING RIFT TO GET BACK THROUGH IN A FIT OF PRIMAL RAGE



(Let's do this, RNG. You think this is just a simple flying snake?)

[IcyTea31]

Become friends with the avatar. Should this fail, become friends with the avatar.

[Erils]

Regain consciousness (have free time)

[kj1225]

Wander around.

[darkpaladin109]

Help the Gm's Avatar rip holes in reality.

[Playergamer]

"That's surprising."

Pull out dagger that I always seem to have even when I've been extensively searched. Stab guard.

[SOLDIER First]

Ask my beautiful wife if she would like to have children.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

If anyone gets a shit roll,
PROTECT THE AVATAR! Scream, bite fingers and gouge eyes! Also private parts!

Otherwise,
Try to peer through holes, but certainly /don't/ mess up the production line. How could a curious monkey possibly do that? Nope, just look through the tears with maximum curiosity.

[smurfingtonthethird]

BURN A FUCKING RIFT TO GET BACK THROUGH IN A FIT OF PRIMAL RAGE



(Let's do this, RNG. You think this is just a simple flying snake?)

[6]

You tear a rip through time and space. Welcome to the pain dimension. Enjoy your pain.

Become friends with the avatar. Should this fail, become friends with the avatar.

[3]

The avatar is now tolerating your presence.

Regain consciousness (have free time)

[5]

You wake up. You see a meat abomination and some other people.

Wander around.

[5]

Wandering ensues. You find a bottle of absinthe.

Help the Gm's Avatar rip holes in reality.

If anyone gets a shit roll,
PROTECT THE AVATAR! Scream, bite fingers and gouge eyes! Also private parts!

Otherwise,
Try to peer through holes, but certainly /don't/ mess up the production line. How could a curious monkey possibly do that? Nope, just look through the tears with maximum curiosity.

[2] VS [6]

The avatar doesn't need your help, and you mess up the production line. The monkey goes psycho, and tears into you. The avatar is now greatly disturbed, and his eyes start glowing.

"That's surprising."

Pull out dagger that I always seem to have even when I've been extensively searched. Stab guard.

[1]

Lol, taser.

Ask my beautiful wife if she would like to have children.

[5]

Yep, she wants only one though.

[kj1225]

... Well, TIME FOR MORE ALCOHOLISM!

[Erils]

existentially question existence. Also attempt to communicate with the meat abomination standing before me

"He-llo" (wave hand)

"I (point to self) am a Hu-man"

[darkpaladin109]

Apologize to Avatar. Calm down Monkey