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[kj1225]

Investigate box.

[Playergamer]

"Oh, look, it's you guys!"

HADOKEN

[Remuthra]

INTRUDER DETECTED! RECOMMEND IMMEDIATE TERMINATION TO PREVENT HIGH-CLEARANCE BREACH!

[darkpaladin109]

Eat potatos. Become Potato God.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I'm already the potato god. You can be the potato pope.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Using my weapons, propel the Nuclear Potato^TM in the air towards the fourth wall. Also, where exactly am I? "Home" is quite ambiguous when talking about the entire universe for a travelling loaf of bread without an actual home.

[6]

You blow up the (rather non existent) fourth wall. The GM repairs it and sends a million nuclear potatoes at you.

I rolled a three again. :|

Monkey briefly contemplates staying in banana dimension forever.
But that GM guy gave him a friend, and it sounds like he's having fun out there. And banana monkey has ADHD.

Try to find a way out of banana dimension, but stuff a couple spare bananas in my mouth along the way, for later consumption.

[1]

Fuck that, banana dimension.

Temporary sense: Wait....... You can't delete me from all reality!!!!! That's a choice!!!! In the very many universes that are created when doing that. their WILL be infinite variables on what you do, like for instance you not doing that. Or you coming to stop yourself from doing that. Also a universe will be created when I nuke, when I don't nuke them!!!! Simply because that is also a choice!!!

debate

[5]

True, but you'll be in here with the rest of them. Have fun!

Investigate box.

[2]

Nothing happens. The box is a metal box.

"Oh, look, it's you guys!"

HADOKEN

[6]

Bye bye Iceland.

Eat potatos. Become Potato God.

[3]

You're the potato god's pope! You have access to potatospace!

[SOLDIER First]

Propose to girl.

[kj1225]

Make booze from the box if it doesn't tell me it's secrets.

[poketwo]

MENWHILE, IN GM'S DIMENSION

[IcyTea31]

Okay, now we are AGAIN trying to destroy the world with nukes. Kitbash radiation shielding for the mech, cover behind potato-proof armour. Hope there's something left of the world.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Focus, monkey! FOCUS!

[darkpaladin109]

Teleport back to the normal world. Teleport the monkey back with me too, alongside a few piles of bananas from the banana dimension.

[Playergamer]

Regroup.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Propose to girl.

[2]

You can't afford a ring cause the GM is busy with idiots.

Make booze from the box if it doesn't tell me it's secrets.

[5]

The box opens. Inside is a potato.

MENWHILE, IN GM'S DIMENSION

[1]

I'm eating. Fuck off.

Okay, now we are AGAIN trying to destroy the world with nukes. Kitbash radiation shielding for the mech, cover behind potato-proof armour. Hope there's something left of the world.

[1]

Your asplode.

You aren't dead though, you're in the GM simulated reality now.

Stop messing with reality, god fucking damn it.

Focus, monkey! FOCUS!

[3] ( )

You manage to crawl out after another hour of bananaing. The avatar is standing over Chzo's corpse and is stealing chocolate from other dimensions before rapidly eating it.

Teleport back to the normal world. Teleport the monkey back with me too, alongside a few piles of bananas from the banana dimension.

[5]

You, the monkey and a disgruntled avatar are now back in the normal world. The avatar is still eating chocolate.

Regroup.

[6]

You group up with the US military. WELCOME TO GUANTANAMO BAY.

[kj1225]

... We both know what happens now. Do I need to say it?