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GrizzlyAdamz

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #645 on: March 03, 2014, 02:16:15 am »
My god.
Use my fingertips, my snout, my lips to carefully and blissfully navigate my own personal banana dimension. Gingerly eat a banana. Then another. Rub the peels on my body.
Ecstasy.
Suddenly realize I no longer have someone's hand in my own, unhurriedly attempt to feel around the banana dimension for him.
Smell the bananas.
Float amongst them.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2014, 02:17:46 am by GrizzlyAdamz »
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #646 on: March 03, 2014, 02:17:58 am »
Integrate weapon into meat body.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #647 on: March 03, 2014, 02:30:10 am »
Phew, that could have gone worse. Craft a potato-proof armour plate from the potatoes, install to mech. Grab a few potatoes inside the mech, escape back to the normal world. I have a feeling the potato-proofing will end up badly for me, but I can't exactly see how. In other news, WHY DO I KEEP ROLLING SO POORLY?!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #648 on: March 03, 2014, 02:37:01 am »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 03, 2014, 02:30:10 am
Phew, that could have gone worse. Craft a potato-proof armour plate from the potatoes, install to mech. Grab a few potatoes inside the mech, escape back to the normal world. I have a feeling the potato-proofing will end up badly for me, but I can't exactly see how. In other news, WHY DO I KEEP ROLLING SO POORLY?!

Craft a potato-proof armour plate

potato-proof


Oh, you are quantum level fucked.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #649 on: March 03, 2014, 03:06:12 am »
We'll see about that. IT'S ON
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #650 on: March 03, 2014, 03:45:40 am »
Wait...I'm in the pain dimension and can feel pain...

Scream like a little girl and try to find a door/portal/warp-gate/anything leading to any other dimension
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #651 on: March 03, 2014, 03:51:08 am »
Quote from: kj1225 on March 03, 2014, 01:54:58 am
Wait... I've been investing in my science skill... USE SCIENCE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THIS WORK MY WAY!

[2]

OH DEAR GOD YOU'RE FINALLY OUT OF BOOZE.

Normal science gets you nowhere. You arrive at a metal box.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 03, 2014, 02:16:15 am
My god.
Use my fingertips, my snout, my lips to carefully and blissfully navigate my own personal banana dimension. Gingerly eat a banana. Then another. Rub the peels on my body.
Ecstasy.
Suddenly realize I no longer have someone's hand in my own, unhurriedly attempt to feel around the banana dimension for him.
Smell the bananas.
Float amongst them.

[3]

You float around until you hear explosions and the GM avatar laughing maniacally outside.

Quote from: HugoLuman on March 03, 2014, 02:17:58 am
Integrate weapon into meat body.

[5]

Intergrated. YOU CAN SHOOT IT WITH YOUR MIND, BAAAAAH!

A persons poofs out of nowhere in front of you.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 03, 2014, 02:30:10 am
Phew, that could have gone worse. Craft a potato-proof armour plate from the potatoes, install to mech. Grab a few potatoes inside the mech, escape back to the normal world. I have a feeling the potato-proofing will end up badly for me, but I can't exactly see how. In other news, WHY DO I KEEP ROLLING SO POORLY?!

[6]

You're armoured up and back home. The GM whips out his trusty Nuclear PotatoTM and chucks it at you.

Quote from: Erils on March 03, 2014, 03:45:40 am
Wait...I'm in the pain dimension and can feel pain...

Scream like a little girl and try to find a door/portal/warp-gate/anything leading to any other dimension

[3]

You see a man. He shreds you into your composite dimensions, reassembles you as a human, and sends you to the same place as Hugoluman.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #652 on: March 03, 2014, 04:02:07 am »
Using my weapons, propel the Nuclear PotatoTM in the air towards the fourth wall. Also, where exactly am I? "Home" is quite ambiguous when talking about the entire universe for a travelling loaf of bread without an actual home.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #653 on: March 03, 2014, 04:22:39 am »
"You? Where the hell did you come from?"
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #654 on: March 03, 2014, 04:42:42 am »
Quote from: HugoLuman on March 03, 2014, 04:22:39 am
"You? Where the hell did you come from?"

It is your task to care for it. Failure will result in termination. Success will result in raw power.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #655 on: March 03, 2014, 05:08:08 am »
I rolled a three again. :|

Monkey briefly contemplates staying in banana dimension forever.
But that GM guy gave him a friend, and it sounds like he's having fun out there. And banana monkey has ADHD.

Try to find a way out of banana dimension, but stuff a couple spare bananas in my mouth along the way, for later consumption.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2014, 05:15:53 am by GrizzlyAdamz »
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #656 on: March 03, 2014, 05:14:25 am »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 03, 2014, 05:08:08 am
I rolled a three again. :|

FUCK IT, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR 3 BACK. mother of a beep beep beep ing beep lora nimson beep beep beep agnitem verium bep beep beep beep tragula beep beep beep beep beep beep hippopotamus beep beep beep beep beep beep republican beep beep beep and Denial Radcliff beep beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep beep beep beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep beep soup beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep mickey mouse beep beep and a stick of dynamite beep beep beep beep beep magical beep beep beep beep beep alakazam!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #657 on: March 03, 2014, 06:51:28 am »
Temporary sense: Wait....... You can't delete me from all reality!!!!! That's a choice!!!! In the very many universes that are created when doing that. their WILL be infinite variables on what you do, like for instance you not doing that. Or you coming to stop yourself from doing that. Also a universe will be created when I nuke, when I don't nuke them!!!! Simply because that is also a choice!!!

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #658 on: March 03, 2014, 06:58:01 am »
Sadly for you, I am an outside force. I can basically do whatever the heck I want.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« Reply #659 on: March 03, 2014, 07:02:28 am »
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 03, 2014, 06:58:01 am
Sadly for you, I am an outside force.
Not for long, if my action succeeds.
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