Attempt to kiss girl but stop if she doesn't want me to.
[6]
You kiss her. It is literally the smoothest thing that has ever happened. The GM quantum high-fives you and you are stunned.
Go drunk science a cyborg chick!
[1]
You can't see shit. A metal platform rises below you.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
[2]
Shaddup, let me tell you something. Before there was thought, there was this place. One Earth. With a single history. But with the coming of life, came the illusion of free will. And with that illusion, came chaos. With every choice we make, we literally create a world. History branches in two, creating one Earth where we made the choice, and a second where we didn't. That's the secret of the universe, you know. Billions of people, making billions of choices, creating infinite Earths. Some so similar to each other that you could spend a lifetime searching for any difference. Others so radically different, they defy comprehension. This has happened trillions and trillions of times, across the universe. If you think I'm letting you do what you want, keeping up the nuking, you have another thing coming. For I will unmake you from all of reality, should you destroy the chance of billions of universes being created.
Get to work sowing potatoey chaos, or fear my wrath.Direct the radiation at the US. Run.
[2]
Radiation, being a force, isn't taking your shit and irradiates Iceland. You are captured by the UN.
Wait, all the pain energy is concentrated to a single point, Chzo, that is, but he/it is not collapsing to a black hole? Force Chzo to follow the laws of physics. Then FINALLY leg it. Sooner or later I'll get a 5 and be a hero.
[2]
Chzo sends you to the potato dimension.
While waiting for another science possessions TVBH wanders about.
You wander about your little metal square. Yay.
Pst, was the truck of bananas right-side-up or upside-down?
You are smothered in bananas.
"They come in packs? Or could we take one out with that nifty MG?"
The big ones are as tall as elephants, lightning fast, and they could rip your head off in under a second. You do not even ATTEMPT to kill them, unless you have a mechsuit. Give us a hand with these crates.
"Sure. Hehe, funny you should mention a mech suit. I have a friend with one, but he's a bit inaccessible right now. I think he stole if off one of the troubleshooters, though."
Load up and GTFO
[5]
Crates loaded, and you get out of there back to the fort. You get a fifth of the munitions and one of the experimental weapons that looks like it runs on batteries for your work unlocking the gate.