Calming down, go hold the sorta-GM's hand & go for a walk. Hopefully he knows how to sign..
[4]
Luckily, he isn't freaked the fuck out by teleportation, wraiths and tortured people, and follows the monkey.
Who needs sign when telepathy, lolContinue on ward to the future. If possible commit many acts of drunk science.
[5]
You wake up in a tree. There is a big ass bird watching you.
USE MY INTERDIMENSIONAL NUKES TO DESTROY COMPUTERS THAT MANAGE THIS REALITY
[1]
They're in EVERY reality. No-one is that powerful, not even yours truly. Now, I have a job for you. You want it or do you want to stay in here forever?
Continue to compliment girl and ask her out to lunch.
[5]
Great success! The GM, secretly being a sook, will totally wingman you.
Move to Iceland, prepare for UN invasion.
[5]
Defenses ready. You've even got a lever that floods magma on the beaches.
Open the Team-Select menu and click Spectator to make sure I don't get caught up in all the craziness going on
Sabotage the attempt and put him into the middle of all the crazyness while makins sure he's powerless to stop the craziness.
[3] VS [6]
You open up the menu, but darkpaladin screenhacks you into pressing 'war'.
You both wake up in the pain dimension. You see a monkey with a random guy.
"An unknown lifeform, eh? I say we open up and find out what it is."
Find a terminal so the computer can open the door.
(I haven't told you anything about an unknown lifeform 
.)
(I can read your readout)
Maintain eye contact, do as the lady says.
Continue on ward to the future. If possible commit many acts of drunk science.
(bear in mind you probably won't wind up in the same timeline I'm in, unless you cross dimensions.)
[3]
You trip over. The 'raptor' leaps at you, only to be mushed by bullets coming out of what looks like a curious cross of a shoulder mounted camera and a minigun.
"Lucky. Alright, grab the shinies and lets get out of here." (You can't fight drunk science, it does what it wants.)
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