Teleport onto the backpack of a bald man with electrical superpowers.
Hang out as he does shit.
[3]
You are on the back of a mechsuit. Inside is a loaf of bread. At least it's bald.
Figure out what I did last night. hope that it included those nice girls I met when I came here first.
[1]
You think that the only way to find out is more DRUNK SCIENCE!
You wake up under a bridge with a bag of cocaine in your pants and what appears to be a map of the local galactic area.
Build giant tower. Become benevolent final boss.
[4]
You build a tower. Its no skyscraper, but it'll do. You wait inside the tower for people to come.
Build giant tower. Become benevolent final boss.
TURN TOWER INTO ICE CREAM
[4]
ICE CREAM! Its only vanilla ice cream, though. You are booted out of the GM hideout into the ice cream.
Leggit. Preferably to a direction away from AM. I apparently suck at multitasking, unable to talk and run at the same time.
[3]
You run off and hide under a bridge. You see a guy holding a map.
If he's not pacified, WOOPS THERE GOES THE CONTINENT.
If he is, make sure.
Activate emergency relocation protocol.
[5] VS [2]
The robot appears incapacitated. A rocket containing the AI tries to take off but the Troubleshooters knock it out of the air.
Make Elephant Parade's tower collapse and kills all his followers.
[3]
You melt the ice cream tower. The city is flooded with ice cream, though the people in the heat don't seem to mind.
Quick, Conquer another boat with my small army!
[6] You capture another boat by HADOKENing it. SOUNDS LIKE A REAL WINNER, HUH?