Make legendary tea.
[6]
You do so. You create the best tea that has ever been made and will ever be made. The scent of it attracts hundreds of random englishmen, and they charge, intending to fight to the death for it.
Aw yeah. Go around looking for quests.
[1]
Companion in tow, you start looking for work. You receive a transmission on your pipboy directing you to sector C-6 to pick up supplies. Then you promptly faceplant into a lamppost while reading the message and knock yourself out.
Slap Slowpoke.
Never again.
Glide off in a huff and find someone to torture.
TACKLEPOUNCE XANTALOS MIDGLIDE IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE CUDDLING ELDRITCH BEAST
[2] vs [5] (oh geez)
Xantalos goes to slap Lord Slowpoke but is interrupted by a tacklehug mid-air. You plummet to the ground.
CUDDLED ELDRITCH BEAST ACHIEVED
Look for some muscles and stuff to attach to these bones. If unsuccessful, find one of these MAJIK people who keep screwing shit up.
[5]
You find a few gibbets and attach them in the appropriate place. In terms of magic people, the closet one to you is an idiot screaming "I'm free!" in the back of a police van. The police in it are reasonably freaked out by your appearance.
HADOKEN
[4]
You're awakened by a turtle repeatedly slapping you. You blast the turtle with energy, and mostly vaporise the military behind him. You send slappy turtle flying into the wall.
Escape from van.
[2]
You try to vailantly escape from the van by screaming "I'm free!" However, your bluff check against the universe fails and the police tase you.