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[Parisbre56]

Maybe he can start a nuclear war with Russia. That way we won't have to Putin a lot of effort into dying.

I'mma slap you.

Why? Kenya not stand a bit of wordplay? This Israeli some of the best stuff around.

[Ozarck]

Maybe he can start a nuclear war with Russia. That way we won't have to Putin a lot of effort into dying.

I'mma slap you.

Why? Kenya not stand a bit of wordplay? This Israeli some of the best stuff around.

-sigh-
I try not to Russian to pun threads. Iraq up a lot of negative karma in them. Iran from the last thread, a gang of downvoters Hungary for blood. And Sudan-ly i find myself in another on. Syria-sly, it's like there's Norway to avoid them. But it'Spain-ful sometimes to even type these words. look at us, just a Paraguays making geography jokes.

[spazyak]

Hey ozark, quick question. Is your username based on the ozark mountains?

[Ozarck]

Hey ozark, quick question. Is your username based on the ozark mountains?

I believe they were the inspiration. Well, the name was, not the actual location, as I haven't been there. Of course, I spelled it differently, and people tend to abbreviate it as Oz or Ozzy, which changes the pronunciation a little. but I like it. It's a more solid name tan my previous one, which I used before I joined Bay12.

[spazyak]

Maybe he can start a nuclear war with Russia. That way we won't have to Putin a lot of effort into dying.

I'mma slap you.

Why? Kenya not stand a bit of wordplay? This Israeli some of the best stuff around.

-sigh-
I try not to Russian to pun threads. Iraq up a lot of negative karma in them. Iran from the last thread, a gang of downvoters Hungary for blood. And Sudan-ly i find myself in another on. Syria-sly, it's like there's Norway to avoid them. But it'Spain-ful sometimes to even type these words. look at us, just a Paraguays making geography jokes.

I'm syria-s ... no you already used that one And paraguay.
Kenya all just give me a moment to stop poland give me some time to come up with some pins?
Sorry if the above ones are like chopped liverpool

[DoctorMcTaalik]

I live just west of the Ozarks. The hills are nice, but otherwise it's pretty Missouriable.

[piecewise]

I've been abducted.

They've taken me somewhere in California.

The traffic here is terrible.

I tried to bribe them with skeleton shekels but they wouldn't take them.

I'm gonna wait till they least suspect it and then spook the heck out of them.

[chaotic skies]

Erm...Random question. Is it possible to make a mind-slave out of a comatose body? If not, is there any other use for one I don't know of?

[TheBiggerFish]

I've been abducted.

They've taken me somewhere in California.

The traffic here is terrible.

I tried to bribe them with skeleton shekels but they wouldn't take them.

I'm gonna wait till they least suspect it and then spook the heck out of them.

Noooooooooooooo!

We must save our glorious overlord!

And then he can give me a hat for no good reason because I am, apparently, fated to become GWG!

Also, the puns:Just, lie back and think of England.  Give it a rest.

[renegadelobster]

I've been abducted.

They've taken me somewhere in California.

The traffic here is terrible.

I tried to bribe them with skeleton shekels but they wouldn't take them.

I'm gonna wait till they least suspect it and then spook the heck out of them.

...nah. Call upon your loyal legion of skeletal followers. I bet we could coordinate and rescue you. Or get California to secede from the Union. Kinda either way really.

[Parisbre56]

What a nice surprise
Bring your alibis

[chaotic skies]

Oh! I've got plenty of alibis, I can share!
Don't ask.

[TheBiggerFish]

Oh! I've got plenty of alibis, I can share!
Don't ask.

very carefully doesn't ask at all.  Totally not asking.

[chaotic skies]

Totally doesn't have a file full of ridiculous alibis specifically for this purpose. Not at all.

[Egan_BW]

Oh, we're going to go rescue him?
Fine. I'll bring the fultons.