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[spazyak]

Alternatively, drastically reduce the price of all Nyars boxes and Pill Machine usage. Then let incompetence run its course

END OF THE WORLD BLOWOUT SALE

EVERYTHING MUST GO

VIOLENTLY

Make this happen. I wanna give draco wings and try a robo arm pill.

[NJW2000]

I'm having trouble understanding the infinite heavens waitlist on the wiki... is it out of date? Anyone know how many people are on it?

[AoshimaMichio]

I'm having trouble understanding the infinite heavens waitlist on the wiki... is it out of date? Anyone know how many people are on it?

It is out of date.

[NJW2000]

So does anyone know how many people are actually on the waitlist? I know I could look back and check, and I'm willing to, but it's probably several dozen pages...

[AoshimaMichio]

It's now a bit more up to date.

[piecewise]

Ok. Here's the plan.

Newbie teams are gonna be merged, portal'd out, and brought to heph to work as explorers.

Vets, you're gonna be portaled out, brought to an undisclosed location to help us create our final weapon.

Super vets, we need you to fight an alien god.

Heph guys, I'm gonna start just running the generator and giving you...I won't say habitable but universes you can explore that won't just murder you or mind rape you on sight.


Sound ok?

[Harry Baldman]

Okay. Do we get paid for our jolly good work?

[Egan_BW]

And what of the poor neglected ship-wizard?
I suppose I never directly asked, but I can still do magic, right? I would like to do some on-ship magic on the ship.

[Pancaek]

yo, I didn't sign up to fight no alien god.

I signed up to murder me some UWM/PDF schmucks before skedaddling off to our new universe. This is a breach of contract, I tell you!

[Radio Controlled]

Yeah, let's go kill it! Or at least mildly annoy it long enough for the other teams to do their job. Distraction team AWAY!

By the way, can I still bring the Avatar, or not? Don't wanna go with it if it'll just get commandeered five seconds in, though figuring out the replacement would take time as well.

yo, I didn't sign up to fight no alien god.

I signed up to murder me some UWM/PDF schmucks before skedaddling off to our new universe. This is a breach of contract, I tell you!

But think of the skull such a thing would give to hang above your fireplace. It would really tie the room together, y'know?

[Pancaek]

-snip-

Where we're going there won't be no fireplaces, yo.

Since this is the last mission, can I raid the armoury and stick like 10 exra Id manifesters on Pan?

[Lenglon]

...
Is the super-weapon going to be a ghost-ship-type-thing?
Because if so, Imma gonna have to say NOPE to that.

[Radio Controlled]

-snip-

Where we're going there won't be no fireplaces, yo.

Since this is the last mission, can I raid the armoury and stick like 10 exra Id manifesters on Pan?

Then we'll just make them first. And if we loosely define 'fireplace' as 'a place that's on fire' then we'll probably be creating lots of fireplaces by accident anyway.

[Harry Baldman]

The Fire Place - it's like the ARM variant of the Happy Place.

[Pancaek]

-snip-

But, will the alien god even have a skull? What's the point of fighting a very, very desperate fight against a foe many time stronger than us if we don't even have the chance of getting a trophy?