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[Dorsidwarf]

On the one hand, By the power of War Crimes we brought back an extinct species,
But on the other, they attacked one of us and therefore need application of a Portable War Crime grenade.

[spazyak]

On the one hand, By the power of War Crimes we brought back an extinct species,
But on the other, they attacked one of us and therefore need application of a Portable War Crime grenade.

Nah, enslave them and use them to farm crystals. We can then snort the crystal shaving ps while drinking xenoSpit.

[Xantalos]

I just ran across this and I feel the dog's expression matches the one Xan had perpetually while he was still fleshy and had a face.

Spoiler: whoops I've been making drug references this whole time (click to show/hide)

Though if you ground up Xan and made him into a drug I'd rather think he'd have the opposite effect of Xanax.

[Yoink]

Though if you ground up Xan and made him into a drug I'd rather think he'd have the opposite effect of Xanax.

Only one way to find out. Where's that pill machine?

[Xantalos]

Already did that, it didn't work out too well.

Also results would probably vary depending on what Xan you use.
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[Empiricist]

Okay, so Charles' speeches are evidently effective, any idea what secret drawback they have that is just going to kill us all? Earworm infestation? Sheep beacon? Secret AUX rolls to deploy?

[MidnightJaguar]

Alright! It worked.

[spazyak]

Hmm, hey an, think vanessa has some wings in her?

[NJW2000]

You could catch and kill a lot of seabirds. Like, very many. But I doubt Vanessa has feathers of her own.

But maybe wings of stretched skin might work, in which case that's fine.

[spazyak]

You could catch and kill a lot of seabirds. Like, very many. But I doubt Vanessa has feathers of her own.

But maybe wings of stretched skin might work, in which case that's fine.

Sure.

[Nunzillor]

Hmm.  Not sure if I'm overreacting to the situation...  Oh well.

[Xantalos]

Hmm. I think now we run into a problem with the multithread format. Perhaps I should place actions that directly affect other teams in their respective threads as well as my own.

[Yoink]

Spazyak appears to be making a lot of OOC posts in the IC thread.
Hopefully this doesn't continue.    

[MidnightJaguar]

Hmm, now if any of the non comatose on Avalanche could fly a shuttle we could join the fun hurricane is having, but alas, we are all simple infantry men and one armed partial crystal monsters. 

[spazyak]

Spazyak appears to be making a lot of OOC posts in the IC thread.
Hopefully this doesn't continue.    

sorry, I know...just trying to clear up any confusion...I'll stop...<sub>and slightly panicking too


I'd once again say I'm sorry for be a burden on you and on society, for bothering you and taking your time in saying sorry, and for continuing to say sorry, I am sorry for what I did and recognize I went overboard in my panicked nature, but I am not sorry for being sorry for, you see, I am sorry.</sub>

Hmm, now if any of the non comatose on Avalanche could fly a shuttle we could join the fun hurricane is having, but alas, we are all simple infantry men and one armed partial crystal monsters. 

Hey if all works out we'll need you to either help move some angry people or help move a couple blocks of goo containing people.