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You should apply for a grant in mad science.

[MidnightJaguar]

You should apply for a grant in mad science.

DONE

The Crystals are Integral

Project Leader Trier Cirurgian

Abstract:
Dr. Cirurgian will test the crystalline projector's ability to consistently make crystal monsters.

Detailed:
Number of participants 1 permanent 30 temporary members: all temporary members will be clones in order to nullify any genetic differences in survival rates. All temporary members will also be examined for genetic differences after the procedure.
Project timeline
1:00: Dr. Cirurgian enters room of with the 30 members each arranged in groups of 10
1:05: Dr. Cirurgian collects crystalline projector with a spare ammo clip
1:06: Dr. Cirurgian charges into the first group of ten screaming about how the Decems will never take him alive.
1:06:05: Dr. Cirurgian begins to stab each member once with his crystalline projector
1:07: Dr. Cirurgian finishes his work and records the survival rate. Sods with goop grenades will be standing by in case the surviving hybrids turn violent
1:07:30: Dr. Cirurgian finishes reloading his crystalline projector
1:08: Dr. Cirurgian charges into the second group of ten
1:08:05: Dr. Cirurgian repeats his stabbing procedure from the first group, stabbing more them in the head this time.
1:09: Dr. Cirurgian finishes this work. Again Sods with goop grenades will be standing by in case the surviving hybrids turn violent
1:10: Dr. Cirurgian takes his empty crystalline projector and charges into the last group of ten, this is the control group, and begins stabbing them.
1:11: Dr. Cirurgian finishes this endeavor and exits the testing facility. Sedation will be on hand in case his paranoia of groups of ten causes him to attempt to stab the an individual member more than once.

[spazyak]

can we test for any genetic differences in those who suffer and die and those who survive? Perhaps before and afterwards?

[MidnightJaguar]

Good point, proper screening will be important. I mean just because it's mad doesn't mean it's not science

[spazyak]

Good point, proper screening will be important. I mean just because it's mad doesn't mean it's not science

Oooh, once we find what genes are for symbiosis, can we clone Draco? We can sell draco clones for 3 tokens each, 4 more gets you the crystal upgrade!

[Empiricist]

Assuming of course, there are no Origin dependencies.

[spazyak]

Assuming of course, there are no Origin dependencies.

Concidering that we can still make sods fine and the crystal thing still works, I'd assume not.

[Parisbre56]

Woohooo! I'm not dead!

@Radio Control: You're missing a very obvious solution. Two of them, actually, but one is the sort of dangerous plan I would do.

I can give you a proverb or two, if you would like a hint.

[NJW2000]

Guize. I'm getting surer and surer that its just the UWM coming to overload a shitton of automanips or summon the lurker or something right in your faces.

[Gentlefish]

...Did Syv fall of the face of the earth? Hope they're all right. They never miss a turn.

[Ozarck]

He posted in Omega yesterday after missing a turn there. But Omega is still small enough I can make turns almost daily.

[spazyak]

He posted in Omega yesterday after missing a turn there. But Omega is still small enough I can make turns almost daily.

And I thank you a lot for it. Out of all the different chars I have made for different fantisy rpgs, I love Arileth almost as my longest running dnd char. You and pw are my fav. Gms [insert anime squeee here]

[Xantalos]

I really should get to making a character for that. Hmm.

[spazyak]

I really should get to making a character for that. Hmm.

Better be quick, I'm going for multi utility flesh horror in that one

[Xantalos]

Nah, I've done that already. I'm thinking ... octopus. To start.