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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO  (Read 2537224 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« Reply #18645 on: June 23, 2015, 11:59:18 pm »

That reminds me, I wonder what became of Jobasio's porno mag.
Pretty sure I did something strange, frightening and wildly inappropriate with it before leaving it somewhere.
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« Reply #18646 on: June 24, 2015, 12:53:13 am »

You uh, ahem, entertained yourself with it in the hanger during the mission 19 briefing.
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« Reply #18647 on: June 24, 2015, 01:06:20 am »

Maybe that's why they opened the door. The only way to erase the images of Jobasio was to scour them away with nuclear fire.
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« Reply #18648 on: June 24, 2015, 01:45:32 am »

I'm a basic medic, though I am willing to test bio medical devices, All I ask is snu snu. Ooooh we should make a bio-medical snu snu device Ozark, now with less crushed pelvises!
Just have some Virtual Reality sex. It's cheaper than making a sex machine, and you can have sex with anyone you want. Especially the Armory Master.
yah and get my nuts ripped off?!

VR humping with AM is perfectly fine so long as you don't think it helps your chances with the real one. Especially if you do not talk about it to the real one. If all you chat with AM is weapons and her extensive knowledge about them, you'll be fine. Elizas forgot that last part.
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« Reply #18649 on: June 24, 2015, 01:49:49 am »

I'm a basic medic, though I am willing to test bio medical devices, All I ask is snu snu. Ooooh we should make a bio-medical snu snu device Ozark, now with less crushed pelvises!
Just have some Virtual Reality sex. It's cheaper than making a sex machine, and you can have sex with anyone you want. Especially the Armory Master.
yah and get my nuts ripped off?!

VR humping with AM is perfectly fine so long as you don't think it helps your chances with the real one. Especially if you do not talk about it to the real one. If all you chat with AM is weapons and her extensive knowledge about them, you'll be fine. Elizas forgot that last part.
He would've been fine if he hadn't blushed. That seemed to be the straw that broke the camel's back. Well, less of a straw, and more of an entire uprooted tree, but the metaphor still works.
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« Reply #18650 on: June 24, 2015, 01:50:58 am »

You uh, ahem, entertained yourself with it in the hanger during the mission 19 briefing.
Hahaha... that's right. Um.

VR humping with AM is perfectly fine so long as you don't think it helps your chances with the real one. Especially if you do not talk about it to the real one. If all you chat with AM is weapons and her extensive knowledge about them, you'll be fine. Elizas forgot that last part.
More like, he was the first one to learn it and give the rest of us the knowledge. :P
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« Reply #18651 on: June 24, 2015, 02:16:34 am »

Q&A, Part 2!
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On infertility and cancer from stasis-pod usage: I have brought up this topic with PW at some point (IIRC, back then when it was revealed that massive fleshknitter use is also likely to give you cancer), and he said basically this: 1)it is not instanteous/guaranteed; 2)there is a non-zero chance, though; 3)if you have travelled around a lot, you should probably check yourself, but otherwise you are almost certainly free of such afflictions.
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« Reply #18652 on: June 24, 2015, 04:31:01 am »

Speaking of which, is cancer still untreatable after certain point of development or is it potentially curable at any stage with ER tech? I mean, we make an overall improved version of Wh40k Dreadnoughts out of people, but do we cure cancer?
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« Reply #18653 on: June 24, 2015, 04:41:10 am »

Speaking of which, is cancer still untreatable after certain point of development or is it potentially curable at any stage with ER tech? I mean, we make an overall improved version of Wh40k Dreadnoughts out of people, but do we cure cancer?
That's... a good question. One that I'd like an answer to. Though, given the state of biology these days (we can even engineer viruses to produce genetic changes in cells! Too bad this resulted in creation of the Altered, IIRC from that one ER talk, so now we mostly don't do it), I'd hazard a guess that yes, we can. So far, there has not been mentioned anything that we cannot help save for total destruction of the neural matter.
Though saving the person from cancer and restoring/curing their whole body from it might cost tokens, as usual with regrowing body parts.
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« Reply #18654 on: June 24, 2015, 04:53:06 am »

I'm pretty sure the IVAN treatment could cure cancer, or at least manage it in a Deadpool kind of way. With that in mind, it should also be pretty doable in other ways. Worst comes to worst, you take a brain out of a body with late stage cancer, cut out all the cancerous bits from the brain if there are any, then apply perfected regeneration tech to regrow the entire body, bits of brain included.
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« Reply #18655 on: June 24, 2015, 04:55:46 am »

IVAN treatment, huh? So it is our own ARM way of dealing with cancer. Cool.
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« Reply #18656 on: June 24, 2015, 05:06:11 am »

Maybe it would to fight the cancer cells. Bleed on an enemy and maybe it'll think they're cancer and dissolve them.

How would the IVAN treatment react to people with permanent degenerative disorders?
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« Reply #18657 on: June 24, 2015, 05:07:42 am »

I want to see someone take IVAN treatment and be shot with various weapons just before mission starts. Have his bones broken and fingers torn off repeatedly until he's buffed enough. Maybe give him self-torture suit? Have your body on constant edge in exchange for constant pain.

No pain no gain.
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« Reply #18658 on: June 24, 2015, 05:24:30 am »

I thought that we could probably enhance IVAN treatment utilizing data acquired from Haebi research. The mechanisms in work here seem pretty similar, if you think of it. Maybe it won't increase overall efficieny much, but hopefully a better understanding of the process will allow for cost to drop.
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« Reply #18659 on: June 24, 2015, 05:32:01 am »

Or maybe an alternative treatment that's less powerful/versatile, but with more control.

I want to see someone take IVAN treatment and be shot with various weapons just before mission starts. Have his bones broken and fingers torn off repeatedly until he's buffed enough. Maybe give him self-torture suit? Have your body on constant edge in exchange for constant pain.

No pain no gain.

Unfortunately, most shuttle rides to the missions take some time, which might be enough for pw to justify you starting each mission as a (mostly) normal dude.
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