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[AoshimaMichio]

The poor bastard's about to be subject to at least 4 different people violently wrenching open his pod, one of whom's in a Battlesuit and another using a manip. He's also trying to wedge the pod open at the same time.
Maiming is the least dramatic result I'm expecting.

Demon begone! *holds up cross and sprinkles holy water to exorcise Xan*

Ooh, those look tasty.

Ulrich is already in fetal position. Nothing can make it any worse.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

The poor bastard's about to be subject to at least 4 different people violently wrenching open his pod, one of whom's in a Battlesuit and another using a manip. He's also trying to wedge the pod open at the same time.
Maiming is the least dramatic result I'm expecting.

Well I did ask them to wait, perhaps we could go in order, like pulling a sword from stone, except it's more tearing away a pod door without activating the explosive detachers dotted around the edges and pulling out the claustrophobic warrior who at this point is probably hyperventilating.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

The poor bastard's about to be subject to at least 4 different people violently wrenching open his pod, one of whom's in a Battlesuit and another using a manip. He's also trying to wedge the pod open at the same time.
Maiming is the least dramatic result I'm expecting.

Well I did ask them to wait, perhaps we could go in order, like pulling a sword from stone, except it's more tearing away a pod door without activating the explosive detachers dotted around the edges and pulling out the claustrophobic warrior who at this point is probably hyperventilating.

But with teamwork, you can do anything!

[Illgeo]

Here that anything is usually dying.

[Parisbre56]

Join the queue with amp-assisted doors tapping.

I imagine a literal Queue of people waiting to pull on the door. We should call it Excalidoor and sell tickets to people for trying to pull it.

[Cheesecake]

Join the queue with amp-assisted doors tapping.

I imagine a literal Queue of people waiting to pull on the door. We should call it Excalidoor and sell tickets to people for trying to pull it.

Give the schmuck who successfully pulls it out the nickname of Arthur or Chosen One or something.

[Xantalos]

"You are ... The Nvai."

[Toaster]

Too bad we don't have the Lockerknight to come pull it out.

[Parisbre56]

"You are ... The Nvai."

You mean "Navi" right?
((If you don't get it, read it in reverse.))

Miyamoto is known for making doorways with his body. He could be the original owner of the sacred door.

[Xantalos]

((Yeah actually, I just fail at backwards spelling.))

[Caellath]

Mission 19 is off to an auspicious start. Welp, time for the absinthe.

Edit: I think I mentioned in IRC an idea for a hull opener with several lasers so the amount of time they need to keep cutting and curving their track is minimum. That'd have been useful in this situation.

[piecewise]

"Get into team A jeep and drive in the direction 72.5 degrees SE"


Fuck you corsair.

[Parisbre56]

Just call it SE.

[swordsmith04]

Or south, which is the direction Team A is supposed to be heading.

[Hapah]

"Get into team A jeep and drive in the direction 72.5 degrees SE"


Fuck you corsair.

"You spend 10 minutes trying to line the jeep up correctly. That half a degree is being a real bastard. The fungus now has you completely surrounded and everyone else is dead"