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[Caellath]

Hey, Milno had the first purple accent of the ship. He might think you all are from the same world.

[Dutrius]

But not the stuttering though.

[Nikitian]

You sure? We saw next next to nothing of Milno prior to his 'Corps service, and it is well known that the first mission changed him a lot. The Snark Knight we know today was born in the fiery crucible of M1 brutal finale.

Who knows what he was before that?..
((Nah, just kidding ))

[Illgeo]

Spoiler: From the 14th of August last year, for reference. (click to show/hide)

Kai, groggy and confused from an extended period of stasis, wanders into the briefing room and looks around with bleary eyes.

H-hello? W-where am I?

Kai yawns.

What time is it?

Rubs his eyes and looks around to see if there is anyone actually in the briefing room.

Oh, pu-lease.

"So... HMRC. Most people are criminals here, right?"
Bark's eyes unfocused for a moment.
"It's not bad if bad things happen to bad people..."
"I-I... I mean, I'm Bark... I mean, Bartholomew Markov. What is your name?"

I take your 14th and raise my 2nd.

[Dutrius]

Oops, sorry. Mistook you for one of the newbies.

This is a little awkward.

[Illgeo]

No hard feelings. 

[renegadelobster]

Welp here goes nothing on mission 19. Say your prayers, and hold your ass 'cause we're going all or nothing!

[Comrade P.]

Well, fingers crossed.

[Dutrius]

Good look out there.

[Parisbre56]

Why not have two teams on either side of the hallway? Both cut a small hole and then throw a goop grenade in, temporarily sealing and isolating the corridor, while a third one gets ready to open a bigger hole on the middle of the corridor (perhaps by using an amp to make it quicker). Once the rest of the team gets there, they break the rest of the way into the corridor, kill any enemies there (which are now cut off from reinforcements) and disable the rest of them via the computer.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Things are already going swimmingly with the Haebi, I see.

No worries yet. Though I do admit that people randomly startig to cut into the ground isn't the best of ideas. You'd think that'd be obvious, but nope!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Alright then let's just do a merry little jig on top of the planet eating fungus and then the magical fairy persons will point us in the direction of that nerve bundle!

*cough*
Sorry, about that, needed to vent some critical levels of snark for a second there, but the Cameyes weren't doing anything and we were checking for nerve bundles, we aren't supposed to survive there, we need to get in and get out as fast as possible.

[Radio Controlled]

Things are already going swimmingly with the Haebi, I see.

No worries yet. Though I do admit that people randomly startig to cut into the ground isn't the best of ideas. You'd think that'd be obvious, but nope!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Alright then let's just do a merry little jig on top of the planet eating fungus and then the magical fairy persons will point us in the direction of that nerve bundle!

Sorry, about that, needed to vent some critical levels of snark for a second there, but the Cameyes weren't doing anythoing and we were checken for nerve bundles, we aren't supposed to survive there, we need to get in and get out as fast as possible.

Yes, and doing things without coordination is the best way to do that, of course.

[Dorsidwarf]

I'm just trying to protect you

holy shit this is important

AOOGA AOOGA AOOGA AOOGA AOOGA AOOGA
BENEVOLENCE REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS!!!!

[Tavik Toth]

screwing with us levels are dropping!

[spazyak]

am I allowed to use this as a table top game, basically can I play this with my friends irl? not that its worth asking since I already did and it ended with lots of gore and 1/5 dead. though we didn't get too far. also what would be the effects of wiring multiple brains to a single gravitational manipulator so as to create strong gravitational fields to slam soldiers into each other? Oh I forgot to mention that it's a bit defective which is wh she could afford it. Though she did at one point use attackpt a kinetic amp to it so she could fire guns by making gravity wells that force the trigger to close. Essentially she made a gravity amp that runs off of the heads of her fallen enemies.