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[Unholy_Pariah]

Yeah, I read that. I intend to buy one of Nyar's boxes, because why the hell not.

Ooh buy a red one, preferably of the same line orientation as the rainbow cannon.

NO
buy a gold HEPTAGON instead, since those are ALWAYS FUN

Buy the red one, itll be a small high tech knife or pistol or something... high tech knives are unconventional.

And hey if that fails you could still buy a cheap replacement.

[Toaster]

And no matter how whacky it is, someone will probably buy it from you at or near cost if you don't like it.

[syvarris]

Good thing my action was prepare to fire, then, instead of fire.

Hmmm.... What to do. Oh, I got it.

Switch the Rainbow Cannon to No Colour mode so that it can't accidentally fire. Ask Steve for where would be the best position to shoot towards. Aim towards that location and then lock the battlesuit limbs in place, making sure I'm as securely attached to the Sword as possible. Tie some rope/duct tape around Gilgamesh if it will improve my traction and connection with the ship. Then tie a rope around my MK2 and tie the other part somewhere inside Gilgamesh's cockpit. Go outside the battlesuit, switch the Rainbow Cannon to No Colour mode so that it can't fire accidentally and tie a rope around the trigger. Put the other end. Make sure the rope connected to the firing trigger remains slack at all times so that it can't be pulled accidentally. Make sure it can't get tangled or caught anywhere.Then switch it to Violet Mode and get inside the battlesuit. Observe the symbol in the hud. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES FIRE.

Ahh, IC and OOC separation, how I love you... 

[GreatWyrmGold]

Dee if you can buy an octagon. Or a nonagon. Or an icosagon.

[Radio Controlled]

Hey people, come join us in the dj room.

http://plug.dj/einsteinian-roulette/

[darkpaladin109]

Hey people, come join us in the dj room.

http://plug.dj/einsteinian-roulette/

eh, I suppose I might as well.

[Parisbre56]

Good thing my action was prepare to fire, then, instead of fire.

Hmmm.... What to do. Oh, I got it.

Switch the Rainbow Cannon to No Colour mode so that it can't accidentally fire. Ask Steve for where would be the best position to shoot towards. Aim towards that location and then lock the battlesuit limbs in place, making sure I'm as securely attached to the Sword as possible. Tie some rope/duct tape around Gilgamesh if it will improve my traction and connection with the ship. Then tie a rope around my MK2 and tie the other part somewhere inside Gilgamesh's cockpit. Go outside the battlesuit, switch the Rainbow Cannon to No Colour mode so that it can't fire accidentally and tie a rope around the trigger. Put the other end. Make sure the rope connected to the firing trigger remains slack at all times so that it can't be pulled accidentally. Make sure it can't get tangled or caught anywhere.Then switch it to Violet Mode and get inside the battlesuit. Observe the symbol in the hud. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES FIRE.

Ahh, IC and OOC separation, how I love you... 

I was just going to use dynamic bonuses and hope for the best, but given piecewise's wording, I'm afraid something terrible might happen. Besides, it's not like Flint hasn't done stuff like that before. See my tinker projects and the orbital rescue. Flint is a "use rope and ducttape to make something inefficient instead of using any sort of AUX." kind of guy.

Hey people, come join us in the dj room.

http://plug.dj/einsteinian-roulette/

In about half an hour.

[Hapah]

Hell, I'd confirm that you're not dead already. Overshoot to 8 on prepare to fire could easily translate into firing early, right?

[Parisbre56]

Hell, I'd confirm that you're not dead already. Overshoot to 8 on prepare to fire could easily translate into firing early, right?

if piecewise rolled for every action, the universe would be a lot emptier

[Yoink]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inside the box is a Gilgamesh action figure, fully articulated and everything! It's got a note attached to it.

Dear Grate,

Remember that weird pill machine you had some time ago? Well, I gave that thing to Simus. After talking it over, we decided it'd be best this way. You may not remember, but last time you used it... very bad things happened. So we decided she should keep an eye on it. She said you might still be allowed to use it, but you'll have to talk to her to find out the details.

To make it up to you, I give you this Gilgamesh doll. I made it nice 'n sturdy, so you should be able to play with it without it breaking apart. I hope you'll have as many awesome adventures with him as I did with the real one.

Stay safe kiddo.


Was signed,

Miyamoto De Bergerac

Wh... what is this? What's going on?
Since when does ER give me feels?! 

[Parisbre56]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inside the box is a Gilgamesh action figure, fully articulated and everything! It's got a note attached to it.

Dear Grate,

Remember that weird pill machine you had some time ago? Well, I gave that thing to Simus. After talking it over, we decided it'd be best this way. You may not remember, but last time you used it... very bad things happened. So we decided she should keep an eye on it. She said you might still be allowed to use it, but you'll have to talk to her to find out the details.

To make it up to you, I give you this Gilgamesh doll. I made it nice 'n sturdy, so you should be able to play with it without it breaking apart. I hope you'll have as many awesome adventures with him as I did with the real one.

Stay safe kiddo.


Was signed,

Miyamoto De Bergerac

Wh... what is this? What's going on?
Since when does ER give me feels?! 

ER always had feels. They were just buried under tons of blood, !!fun!! and stupidity.

EDIT: Also, nice to see the amp manufacturing process...

EDIT2:

you don't see any systems for manufacturing the germ cells.

Are you suggesting that the people on Hephaestus "get busy"?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inside the box is a Gilgamesh action figure, fully articulated and everything! It's got a note attached to it.

Dear Grate,

Remember that weird pill machine you had some time ago? Well, I gave that thing to Simus. After talking it over, we decided it'd be best this way. You may not remember, but last time you used it... very bad things happened. So we decided she should keep an eye on it. She said you might still be allowed to use it, but you'll have to talk to her to find out the details.

To make it up to you, I give you this Gilgamesh doll. I made it nice 'n sturdy, so you should be able to play with it without it breaking apart. I hope you'll have as many awesome adventures with him as I did with the real one.

Stay safe kiddo.


Was signed,

Miyamoto De Bergerac

Wh... what is this? What's going on?
Since when does ER give me feels?! 

Just wait until you see Grate's response.

And seriously. What the heck?

[Yoink]

Wow, Grate's kind of a dick. Not that we didn't know that already.
The fact that Miyamoto did something so thoughtful still gave me some warm fuzzies, though.

[Toaster]

One of the more interesting aspects of the time discontinuity that will be arising is that Grate will finally grow up.  How much will remain to be seen.


Also, will PW be rolling to see how long before any of you fleshy bodies die of old age?

[Tavik Toth]

...What the fuck?

Even I just balked at what you just said GWG.

Seriously. What.