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[Yoink]

Seven half-shots?    

When in February? I'll be turning 26. Doesn't feel like an "only", though. 

[Hanslanda]

Yeah I do half-shots. I have a metal shot glass. I fill it halfway. Half shots.

And yeah, only 26. I could theoretically live to 100~ years old. I'm only a quarter there. Realistically, it'll be maybe 75~ but meh. In any case I feel my years but I know I'm still stronk as fuckin ell.

[dragdeler]

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[Rolan7]

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[Kagus]

runk

Just so everyone's aware, "runk" is the Norwegian/Swedish word for "wank". The verb, specifically.

[Rolan7]

You keep saying so, yet I keep saying it.
This is some sort of emotional wankery for me.

[Loud Whispers]

Went through duty free with 5 cigars, half a kilo Norwegian salmon and a frankly vulgar 3l bottle of Old No.7 Jack Daniels that'll feed my guests for years to come. I'm giving all the cigars away for Christmas, the salmon likewise has already been given away, but the 3l behemoth is something else. That's a fucking centrepiece if I've ever seen one: A crass display of obscenity tied into something valuable but not invaluable, merry merry new anniversary birthday christmas year

[Yoink]

it's christmas eve, to be spent all alone

beer me, bitch

Same, fam.

Except my house has been invaded! So not quite all alone. Oh well as long as they replace the beers they drink. *shrug*   

[Kagus]

it's christmas eve, to be spent all alone

beer me, bitch

Same, fam.

Except my house has been invaded! So not quite all alone. Oh well as long as they replace the beers they drink. *shrug*   

"Retuuurn the slaaab..."

[Yoink]

I wonder what the rental prices are like in Nowhere... such a place is honestly seeming more-and-more appealing nowadays.   

Also I guess since I'm posting in here again I should probably grab another beer. I actually dozed off earlier (before my last post, even) on the couch, but it was more due to tiredness, relaxation and the hypnotic music I was listening to than drunkenness. I can do better!   
Oh, also, I noticed earlier that my usual local bottleshop sells 700ml bottles of SoCo even cheaper than that other one a block from my house. Gosh.   

[Jimmy]

Time to put on my fat suit, 'cause Santa's coming to town!

Got the kids each bikes this year, so I'm killing time and brain cells drinking until they're asleep before I sneak their presents inside.

In other news, thank you, Internet. You continue to amaze me with things which should never have existed but make me happy they do.

[Rolan7]

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[Kagus]

Beans are fruit, the song says so. Arugula is pretty awesome as far as leafy greens go... But sweet potatoes are pretty damn swell in the tuber department.

And you have a problem with citrus? Get your citracist ways away from my orange juice, you bigot!

[Hanslanda]

"Apples are the best vegetable"

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[Rolan7]

Not even drunk but...

Beans are fruit, the song says so. Arugula is pretty awesome as far as leafy greens go... But sweet potatoes are pretty damn swell in the tuber department.

And you have a problem with citrus? Get your citracist ways away from my orange juice, you bigot!

Oranges are annoying.
And citrus is literally swallowing acid, ugh.  It's healthy, sure, but it burns as it goes down - kinda like liquor.
And pulpy orange juice in particular!  In a way, I prefer it for being more real and "meaty".  But I rely on mouth-texture more than most, and I really don't like "meaty" in drinks.
And I'm pretty sure I actually dislike the underlying taste of oranges.

fite me
Apples best plant Apples best unprocessed snack plant

_{Edit:  Shit, no, that's definitely avocados.  They can be peeled and consumed with a fingernail, and are so tasty and nutritious.}