Ukrainian Ranger, come to our, Russian side (we have cookies)
Seriously, our two nations could have GREAT common future. Our cultures match, our languages are common. Do you really want to live in liberalistic West with weird traditions and distorted family social layer? Do you think that the West supports Ukraine because of anything, but trying to weaken Russia by your hands? They don't like you. The West is like Reapers from Mass Effect, engulfing lifeful cultures into their matrix of sterilised preserved beings.
Joining Europe you will be FAR away from the USA, joining Russia you will be very close to Moscow!
Assuming that is not a trolling...
Let's start from the very simple thing. We recently overthrown a tyrant while loasing 104 dead, ~150 missing and thousands injured. And what you Russian, who claim to be our brothers and friends do?
You glorified sadists from Berkut - "Liberalistic West" never did that
You hid Yanukovich and other corrupted bastards- "Liberalistic West" would give him us them back instantly
You poured tons of shit on the dead and maimed Heroes of Maydan ""Liberalistic West" never did it
Using our weakness you invaded and occupied part of our country. "Liberalistic West" never did it
And so on
After all that saying that Russians are friends for Ukrainians is beyond absurd. Yes, some percentage of Russians are friends, but that minority is not in power
PS. I know one guy, a 52 year-old Stalin-fan. Who said me exactly that "You are a fascist but Putin is a worse fascist. And our only hope to defend against him is to join NATO" That is an achievement to make him want NATO. I was deadly sure that it is impossible