Be a badger shaman. Summon spirit badgers to fight for me in battle.
Edit: Clarification.
(2) You focus all of your mind on summoning more badgers, but nothing happens.
Hm. Stick pile needs more mud. Get mud and ad it to the stick pile.
(6) You get so much mud that when you put in on the stick pile, the whole damn thing collapses. Good work, engineer badger!
become a cyborg badger because I can
(1) You look around for metal, but get lost when you do. Wandering a bit too close to a bear's cave, he comes on out. A quick slash to your side and you hit the wall. Now you're on the ground, bleeding.
DEVOUR NEST, NOM HONEY, KILL BEES WITH MY RAZOR SHARPNESS
(2) You take a huge bite out of the nest, with quite a few bees in it. While the bees outside your body continue to sting you all to hell, some bees that you ate (why the fuck) start stinging your throat. The pain makes you pass out, and you aren't waking up. First death, good job.
1.Engage in mitosis
2.Find biomass
3.Absorb
4.Repeat 1-3
(1) I don't know what the hell mitosis is, but you got your badger dick caught in a ceiling fan. Oh yeah, you are also in a building now. Tough luck.
I DONT GIVE A SHIT, HONEY BADGA DONT CARE. KICK THAT MOFOS ASS.
(5) You leap up from the ground, not giving a single fuck, and attach yourself to that nerd's face. You tear both glasses and retainer, and soon he is on the ground. Screaming and wiggling, he somehow manages to throw you. You don't go far though, and you land on his leg. Ripping his leg and groin to shreds, this nerd is no longer mobile. He is at your mercy, and he is crying like a bitch.
Use our powers as a badger warlock to steal the bear's soul putting him in our power.
Find stream. Teach bear how to fish like true badger
(5) "OOOH JA BOOJA, OOOH JA BOOJA" you say to the bear, waving your arms up in the sky. Somehow, the bear seems to understand. You can see his very soul coming out of him, and you take it and put it in your bag. (1) You drag the bear to the stream, and jump in. Hoping that he understands you, you pull him by the arm into the water. Sadly, he didn't get the lesson. He falls into the water, and sinks straight to the bottom.
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Topic: ROLL TO BADGER (Choking on the Soul of a Bear) (Read 13236 times)