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Author Topic: ROLL TO BADGER (Choking on the Soul of a Bear)  (Read 13205 times)

bsnott

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ROLL TO BADGER (Choking on the Soul of a Bear)
« on: January 21, 2014, 10:57:16 pm »
You are a badger in the forest. What is your first action?

Note: You only get one life.

Deaths:
BFEL - Ate a bee's nest, with the bees inside of it.
zomara0292 - Choked on a bear's soul.
Yourmaster - Ripped apart because he stepped on a bear's turf.
« Last Edit: January 28, 2014, 01:31:11 pm by bsnott »
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Quote from: Naryar on July 03, 2015, 03:07:53 am
"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, turkey"

*gobbles menacingly*

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Re: ROLL TO BADGER
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2014, 11:01:09 pm »
Shoot out of the underbrush like a rocket at a Unreal World player.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on April 10, 2014, 08:48:02 pm
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja
Young Masches: Fetch yonder blade!
Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

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Re: ROLL TO BADGER
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2014, 01:49:24 am »
Collect various sticks and craft them into a pile of sticks.
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Re: ROLL TO BADGER
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2014, 07:59:13 am »
Find Honey.
DESTROY anything that comes between self and honey.
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
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Re: ROLL TO BADGER
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2014, 08:03:39 am »
Find a bear and tame it for the glory of Badgerland!!!!
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
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Re: ROLL TO BADGER
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2014, 08:09:23 am »
ENRAGE. KILL DWARVES.
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Re: ROLL TO BADGER
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2014, 08:12:32 am »
Quote from: zomara0292 on January 22, 2014, 08:03:39 am
Find a bear and tame it for the glory of Badgerland!!!!
Actually screw my idea +1000000 to this.
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
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Re: ROLL TO BADGER
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2014, 04:13:43 pm »
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on April 10, 2014, 08:48:02 pm
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja
Young Masches: Fetch yonder blade!
Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

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Re: ROLL TO BADGER
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2014, 04:27:34 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on January 22, 2014, 08:12:32 am
Quote from: zomara0292 on January 22, 2014, 08:03:39 am
Find a bear and tame it for the glory of Badgerland!!!!
Actually screw my idea +1000000 to this.
With the power of animal training montage!
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Re: ROLL TO BADGER
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2014, 05:22:51 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on January 22, 2014, 08:12:32 am
Quote from: zomara0292 on January 22, 2014, 08:03:39 am
Find a bear and tame it for the glory of Badgerland!!!!
Actually screw my idea +1000000 to this.
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Re: ROLL TO BADGER
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2014, 04:19:40 pm »
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on January 21, 2014, 11:01:09 pm
Shoot out of the underbrush like a rocket at a Unreal World player.
(1) You zap out of the bush that you were hiding in, to find some nerd walking around. When you jump up to scratch his shit up, he backhands you to the ground and stomps on you. You are lucky to be alive, but he is now standing over you.
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on January 22, 2014, 01:49:24 am
Collect various sticks and craft them into a pile of sticks.
(4) You find a nice assortment of sticks, and mash them together until they become a pile.
Quote from: BFEL on January 22, 2014, 07:59:13 am
Find Honey.
DESTROY anything that comes between self and honey.
You look up to find honey, and you see a bee's nest with honey dripping out of it. When you go up to grab onto it, bees swarm you. You take five stings before you even grab onto the nest!
Quote from: zomara0292 on January 22, 2014, 08:03:39 am
Find a bear and tame it for the glory of Badgerland!!!!
(4) You search around for a bear, and get it's attention. He walks over to you, and surprisingly doesn't claw you. He still looks rather menacing though.
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on January 22, 2014, 08:09:23 am
ENRAGE. KILL DWARVES.
(2) You are rudely awoken from your deep slumber by a pair of hairy, small hands picking you up. You open your eyes and look into your kidnapper's face. He has two small and beady eyes, as well as a great beard that covers up everything else on his face. You claw and claw, but he has you by your tail. Throwing you into a cage, he locks you up and begins carrying you back towards a mountain.
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Quote from: Naryar on July 03, 2015, 03:07:53 am
"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, turkey"

*gobbles menacingly*

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Re: ROLL TO BADGER
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2014, 04:21:07 pm »
Be a badger shaman. Summon spirit badgers to fight for me in battle.

Edit: Clarification.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2014, 04:47:11 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Re: ROLL TO BADGER (Actually updated)
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2014, 04:26:39 pm »
Hm. Stick pile needs more mud. Get mud and ad it to the stick pile.
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Re: ROLL TO BADGER (Actually updated)
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2014, 04:28:35 pm »
Calmy let myself be carried into the mountain. Start conversing with dwarf in a british accent.
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Re: ROLL TO BADGER (Actually updated)
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2014, 04:45:54 pm »
become a cyborg badger because I can
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10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;
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