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Author Topic: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x] Oppa Perplexicon Style!  (Read 7912 times)

Parsely

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Re: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x]
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2014, 09:57:42 pm »
Quote from: Wwolin on January 22, 2014, 09:43:55 pm
Let's do this!
The pirate crew, nine strong, arrive on the deserted island after hearing rumors of a stash of devil fruits. After several hours of searching Swabbie Medraut finds the corner of a chest sticking out of the sand. Everyone except Captains Twobeard and Thunderbird who holler directions all the while helps to unearth it and haul it back to the shore near to the beached ship. The crew is at first dismayed to find that there was no key, and then screaming and running for cover as Annie Makepiece leaves a lit grenade crammed in the keyhole.

The busted chest is eased open to reveal a bulging burlap sack. The lot of you, being pirates, all begin fighting over it. After a few minutes of punching, kicking, biting, eye-gouging, and all together rolling in the sand everyone comes away with a single devil fruit clutched in their hand.

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Re: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x]
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2014, 10:47:38 pm »
Shove that shit straight into my mouth
OMNOMNOMNOM
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Re: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x]
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2014, 11:01:22 pm »
"Scurvy took my teeth, and most of my gums, but I got some gold replacements, so here it comes!"

Eat the fruit.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x]
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2014, 12:16:02 am »
Heres hoping its rubber! Swallow that sucker whole and wash it down with some whiskey if I have some!
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Re: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x]
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2014, 12:24:31 am »
Take a chomp out of the fruit in my hands, and chase it with some liquor. Snicker maniacally.
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« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2014, 12:35:16 am »
gunin made a rtd let's ptw dis
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Re: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x]
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2014, 12:57:53 am »
NOMOMOMOM.
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Re: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x]
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2014, 03:32:07 am »
Eat the Devil Fruit! Make sure to chew thoroughly. Wouldn't want to choke to death at a time like this!
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« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2014, 04:34:12 am »
Devour the flesh!
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Re: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x]
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2014, 05:11:59 am »
EAT.
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Re: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x]
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2014, 07:16:59 am »
((PTW. But no Zoan-types? Shame.))
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Re: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x]
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2014, 10:27:53 am »
What the flaming?
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Re: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x]
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2014, 04:35:57 pm »
Yknow what?
Feed the fruit to my rooster.
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Re: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x]
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2014, 08:28:39 pm »
Quote from: KineseN on January 23, 2014, 07:16:59 am
((PTW. But no Zoan-types? Shame.))
They're not conducive to the Perplexicon-esque gameplay I'm going for.

Cuz the Zoans. dere jus oppa aminal style sooperpowers. :L
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Re: [x ☠~ONE!PIECE~ x]
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2014, 08:48:09 pm »
Initiative (used list randomizer):
1 dark
2 noodle
3 gamer
4 vinnie
5 scap
6 harry
7 wolin
8 execute
9 nav

darkpaladin109 - Captain Thunderbeard
you do EAT. all of the fruit. it tastes dreadful

[2] you start to turn green.

not literally. you just feel horrible

Noodlerex - Nooder McRex
you cram it straight down your freakkin throat *smack* *munch* *choke*

[4] you don't feel any different. no wait..

...

...

...

yeah no.

Gamerlord - Derry G
you chow down on the fruit

[2] nothing weird happens.

VinnieTheDead - Vincent Skald
you eat the whiskey and drink the fruit.

[5] you feel great. and wont have a hangover from all the glass in your tummy

scapheap - Clair Heptane
you bite the fruit

[6] you feel really heavy. you sink up to your hips into the sand. its also really hard to move

Harry Baldman - Annie Floyd Makepeace
you choke down the devil fruit

[3] you hear a voice talking: ..Hollywood’s first and arguably best canine superstar was Rin Tin Tin, a five-day-old German Shepherd found wounded in battle in WWI France and adopted by an American soldier, Lee Duncan. He would sign his own contracts with his paw print..

it goes on and on.

also Clair is now a statue.

Wwolin - Arturo Medraut
Makepiece emanates historical trivia. meanwhile you om the living shit out of that heaping hunk of nom.

[6] you rocket 1000 meters straight into the air. your cheeks flap like a dog in a rocketship window.
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Execute/Dumbo.exe - Thomas Halil
u et teh frut. then chase it with whiskey. you make a yucky face because whiskey tastes gross

[2] a giant tooth explodes out of your chest. it hurts so much, and blood sprays all over everybody
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NAV - Captain Twobeard
you wipe Thomas' blood off your face and look at your feathered pal. Roosty looks up at you and clucks innocently.

BOTTOMS UP PAL. you tear chunks of the devil fruit off and cram them in his beak

[3] your winged mate flickers a bit.

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« Last Edit: January 23, 2014, 08:49:50 pm by GUNINANRUNIN »
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