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[WhitiusOpus]

WE HAVE WON


Henceforth all time shall be dated from this moment.

From now on, we shall say "Oh, it was roughly two days after we DESTROYED an RtD."
and
"Three months after WE WON, was when I found my d6*."

*A six sided die covered with six six's.

[HmH]

have Grate use his TARDIS to go back in time and knock us out before decided to have him erase numbers FUCK from reality. Plus knocking us out is sure to make him happy by this point.

-1. Reasons:
A) Grandfather paradox.
B) He'd have to knock out all 6 Dads who +6ed the suggestion you're talking about. Each is capable of powering him down with a flick to the nose. Against the Dad collective, resistance is futile.

From now on, we shall say "Oh, it was roughly FUCK days after we DESTROYED an RtD."
and
"FUCK months after WE WON, was when I found my d6*."

FTFY to illustrate the reason we will not be using the date of our victory here as a temporal point of reference.

[piecewise]

Warp out to a dimension that hasn't been mind raped.
WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

+Fuck

[6]
You warp from the fuck dimension to the nonfuck dimension.

Dappertude:3
Cynicismish:5
Businessness:-4
Determinational:8
Survivalous: 3
Sporties:2
Schooliouses:12

Grate is 8 years old now. We're halfway to the  end. Lets hope the many terrible and stupid things you've done don't come back to fuck with you before then. I'm sure nothing bad will happen. He lied.

[darkpaladin109]

Warp back to the previous dimension.

[HmH]

Get Grate a birthday cake. With an indeterminately large amount of candles spelling out FUCK in large letters.
Gaslighting is a #1 strategy of any self-respecting abusive parent.

[Kadzar]

Get Grate a birthday cake. With an indeterminately large amount of candles spelling out FUCK in large letters.
Gaslighting is a #1 strategy of any self-respecting abusive parent.

I'm going to +1 this since it made me laugh.

Also, I just imagined what the Count from Sesame Street would be like in the previous dimension.
"Fuck! Ah, ah, ah! Fuck! Ah, ah, ah! Fuck! Ah, ah, ah!..."

Also, this video is somewhat relevant.

[superBlast]

Get Grate a birthday cake. With an indeterminately large amount of candles spelling out FUCK in large letters.
Gaslighting is a #1 strategy of any self-respecting abusive parent.

I'm going to +1 this since it made me laugh.

Also, I just imagined what the Count from Sesame Street would be like in the previous dimension.
"Fuck! Ah, ah, ah! Fuck! Ah, ah, ah! Fuck! Ah, ah, ah!..."

Also, this video is somewhat relevant.

+1

[Xantalos]

Have Grate eat everyone else's birthday cakes.

[TalonisWolf]

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

+1
He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.

"Alright class, who invented the lightbulb?"
"I DID."

drr drr
"Hiya, this is one of the teachers from kindergarten, I'm afraid little Grate's been making some trouble."
"Ooh, has he killed anyone yet?"
"... No? Er, he's just being claiming that everyone is below him and that all that can be seen is his. I think the little tyke's got a little pride problem there!"
"Claiming? IT IS HIS. HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS. HECATE, UNLEASH THE HOUNDS."

NEVER drink pop before reading this. EVER.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Take over this universe's earth. Work out what is different here.

[NAV]

Eat a manipulator battery pill. I'm sure nothing could go wrong.

Also, shouldn't the title be changed back to "6 YOU, DAD!" now.

[Fniff]

Spoiler: Off-Topic (click to show/hide)

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

+1
He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.

"Alright class, who invented the lightbulb?"
"I DID."

drr drr
"Hiya, this is one of the teachers from kindergarten, I'm afraid little Grate's been making some trouble."
"Ooh, has he killed anyone yet?"
"... No? Er, he's just being claiming that everyone is below him and that all that can be seen is his. I think the little tyke's got a little pride problem there!"
"Claiming? IT IS HIS. HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS. HECATE, UNLEASH THE HOUNDS."

NEVER drink pop before reading this. EVER.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Get Grate a birthday cake. With an indeterminately large amount of candles spelling out FUCK in large letters.
Gaslighting is a #1 strategy of any self-respecting abusive parent.

I'm going to +1 this since it made me laugh.

Also, I just imagined what the Count from Sesame Street would be like in the previous dimension.
"Fuck! Ah, ah, ah! Fuck! Ah, ah, ah! Fuck! Ah, ah, ah!..."

Also, this video is somewhat relevant.

+1

+1

[NAV]

Spoiler: Off-Topic (click to show/hide)

Send Grate to school, in full power armor.

+1
He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.

"Alright class, who invented the lightbulb?"
"I DID."

drr drr
"Hiya, this is one of the teachers from kindergarten, I'm afraid little Grate's been making some trouble."
"Ooh, has he killed anyone yet?"
"... No? Er, he's just being claiming that everyone is below him and that all that can be seen is his. I think the little tyke's got a little pride problem there!"
"Claiming? IT IS HIS. HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS. HECATE, UNLEASH THE HOUNDS."

NEVER drink pop before reading this. EVER.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Get Grate a birthday cake. With an indeterminately large amount of candles spelling out FUCK in large letters.
Gaslighting is a #1 strategy of any self-respecting abusive parent.

I'm going to +1 this since it made me laugh.

Also, I just imagined what the Count from Sesame Street would be like in the previous dimension.
"Fuck! Ah, ah, ah! Fuck! Ah, ah, ah! Fuck! Ah, ah, ah!..."

Also, this video is somewhat relevant.

+1

+1

+1

[Kriellya]

XD

You know, I should have seen it coming. But there's nothing quite like watching PW roll that out.

You guys just keep on being batshit crazy. I'm just going to keep laughing as this train wreck evolves

[Furtuka]

Subjugate the Dolphins