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[Lenglon]

I...
I think we just won.
We just won the game

That depends on your definition of winning.
Because right now it looks like winning is destroying(or fucking).
Have you looked it up?

Doesn't matter. We auto-succeed on every action now. We've won.

[Parisbre56]

I...
I think we just won.
We just won the game

That depends on your definition of winning.
Because right now it looks like winning is destroying(or fucking).
Have you looked it up?

Doesn't matter. We auto-succeed on every action now. We've won.

We auto succeed all actions that have to do with training Grate.
However the point of the game was to increase his stats to prepare him for the world.
And I don't see that happening now, since all stats are fucked.

[Lenglon]

I...
I think we just won.
We just won the game

That depends on your definition of winning.
Because right now it looks like winning is destroying(or fucking).
Have you looked it up?

Doesn't matter. We auto-succeed on every action now. We've won.

We auto succeed all actions that have to do with training Grate.
However the point of the game was to increase his stats to prepare him for the world.
And I don't see that happening now, since all stats are fucked.

Example action: have Grate increase all stats to far beyond the maximum possible preparedness for the world!
Example result: [6] Grate is now super-over-prepared for the world, your job is done, you win.
Example action: have Grate reshape reality to my whims!
Example result: [6] Yep, your whimsy defines reality.
Example action: have Grate blah blah blah blah blah!
Example result: [6] Grate blah blah blah blah blah!
we win.

[Parisbre56]

Eh, that depends on how piecewise sees it.
The way I see it, if you remove the fluff and see the game as it really is, it's a game about rolling dice and using the results of those dice to increase certain variables, with latent effects based on the results of previous dice rolls. Since those variables are now corrupted, the game no longer works. And not only that, the game cannot be fixed because it can't know that it is broken. How can Grate recreate those destroyed numbers? He'd have to hold the concept of those numbers in his mind and that would be impossible because those concepts no longer exist and can't exist. I expect any action to recreate those numbers to be translated by piecewise to "Recreate the concept of FUCK." with appropriately hilarious results.
Of course, like I said, that depends on how piecewise sees it.

If you sought victory, then it would be best achieved by having Grate go to piecewise and rewrite his stats to be extremely high.

Not that this is a bad turn of events of course. It's fun, especially piecewise's reaction. You could say that loosing this game was fun.

EDIT: Except if you give piecewise the action "Have Grate make us win the game." That could work.

[LordSlowpoke]

RECREATE THE CONCEPT OF FUCK USING AN EXPLOSION AND A 40 GALLON DRUM OF DISCARDED FUCK

[Lenglon]

EDIT: Except if you give piecewise the action "Have Grate make us win the game." That could work.

((Notice what I bolded at the start of all this))

[Parisbre56]

RECREATE THE CONCEPT OF FUCK USING AN EXPLOSION AND A METRIC FUCKTON OF DISCARDED FUCK BARRELS

FTFY

EDIT: Except if you give piecewise the action "Have Grate make us win the game." That could work.

((Notice what I bolded at the start of all this))

That feels kinda cheap to me. Just pushing an 'I WIN' button doesn't feel that satisfying.
But yes, you're right.

[anailater]

The replace fucking with birds one, I think it is humorous and I give it my seal of mehattude.

[GreatWyrmGold]

What the...frick.

[Xantalos]

Train a Grate in the fine art of Rickrolling

[Remuthra]

What the...frick.

We destroyed the RtD.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Warp out to a dimension that hasn't been mind raped.
WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

[Kadzar]

Warp out to a dimension that hasn't been mind raped.
WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

+Fuck

[darkpaladin109]

ALL HAIL GRATE, THE FUCK-EMPEROR OF MANKIND.

ERASE THE CONCEPT OF FUCK. HUMANITY NOW REPRODUCES BY STORKS.

+6

[superBlast]

Well if we want to fix the game... have Grate use his TARDIS to go back in time and knock us out before decided to have him erase numbers FUCK from reality. Plus knocking us out is sure to make him happy by this point.

If we want to win now.... Have Grate set up the Tardis so we move ahead in time to his 16th FUCKteenth birthday.

Or... idk what to do in this game anymore....