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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 134683 times)

Parisbre56

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1005 on: February 20, 2014, 02:47:09 pm »

Erase the concepts of the numbers 4 and 5.
+1
Are you trying to drive piecewise mad/destroy the game?
Or have him use some alternate method of obtaining the results of actions (ask a magic 8 ball/chatterbot/etc)?

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1006 on: February 20, 2014, 03:09:44 pm »

Erase the concepts of the numbers 4 and 5.
You fool, you'll just create fractional dice rolls!

Erase the concepts of all numbers not equal to 6.

Also,
Dappertude:3
Survivalous: 3
Sporties:2
Fix your game, piecewise! These stat numbers are invalid!
« Last Edit: February 20, 2014, 03:11:39 pm by Remuthra »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1007 on: February 20, 2014, 03:43:14 pm »

Erase the concepts of the numbers 4 and 5.
You fool, you'll just create fractional dice rolls!

Erase the concepts of all numbers not equal to 6.

Also,
Dappertude:3
Survivalous: 3
Sporties:2
Fix your game, piecewise! These stat numbers are invalid!
+6
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1008 on: February 20, 2014, 03:56:20 pm »

Destroy reality.
Fuck it, we were halfway there already.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1009 on: February 20, 2014, 04:08:42 pm »

Erase the concepts of the numbers 4 and 5.
You fool, you'll just create fractional dice rolls!

Erase the concepts of all numbers not equal to 6.

Also,
Dappertude:3
Survivalous: 3
Sporties:2
Fix your game, piecewise! These stat numbers are invalid!
+6
+6

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1011 on: February 20, 2014, 11:24:47 pm »

Destroy reality.
Fuck it, we were halfway there already.
+1
We shall break reality and substitute our own!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1012 on: February 21, 2014, 10:41:17 am »

Erase the concepts of the numbers 4 and 5.
You fool, you'll just create fractional dice rolls!

Erase the concepts of all numbers not equal to 6.

Also,
Dappertude:3
Survivalous: 3
Sporties:2
Fix your game, piecewise! These stat numbers are invalid!
+6
+6
+6
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1013 on: February 21, 2014, 10:52:23 am »

Erase the concepts of the numbers 4 and 5.
You fool, you'll just create fractional dice rolls!

Erase the concepts of all numbers not equal to 6.

Also,
Dappertude:3
Survivalous: 3
Sporties:2
Fix your game, piecewise! These stat numbers are invalid!
+6
+6
+6
+6
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1014 on: February 21, 2014, 11:19:21 am »

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1015 on: February 21, 2014, 11:51:51 am »

Erase the concepts of the numbers 4 and 5.
You fool, you'll just create fractional dice rolls!

Erase the concepts of all numbers not equal to 6.

Also,
Dappertude:3
Survivalous: 3
Sporties:2
Fix your game, piecewise! These stat numbers are invalid!
+6
+6
+6
+6

OH WELL LEMME FIX THAT FOR YA
Dappertude:FUCK OFF
Cynicismish:5
Businessness:-4
Determinational:8
Survivalous:FUCK ON
Sporties:FUCK WITH
Schooliouses:12


OH, NOW YOU WANNA DESTROY EVERYTHING BUT 6 EHHHHHHH?! WELL LETS SEE

[6]

....

Dappertude:FUCK
Cynicismish:FUCK
Businessness:FUCK
Determinational:FUCK
Survivalous: FUCK
Sporties:FUCK
Schooliouses:FUCK


NOW GRATE IS FUCK.

HE IS FUCK! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! YOUR SON IS FUCK. HE IS FUCK! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCK THAT IS? NEITHER DO I BECAUSE I CAN'T CONCEIVE OF ANY PERCENTAGE OTHER THEN 6% ANY MORE. HE IS 6 FUCK.

AND YOU ARE AT LEAST 6 TIMES AS MUCH FUCK AS HIM.


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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1016 on: February 21, 2014, 11:54:06 am »

I...
I think we just won.
We just won the game
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1017 on: February 21, 2014, 11:55:33 am »

Hunt down and imprison piecewise.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1018 on: February 21, 2014, 12:13:13 pm »

ALL HAIL GRATE, THE FUCK-EMPEROR OF MANKIND.

ERASE THE CONCEPT OF FUCK. HUMANITY NOW REPRODUCES BY STORKS.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2014, 12:23:37 pm by HmH »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: I UPDATE EVERY DAY YOU BLIND BASTARDS
« Reply #1019 on: February 21, 2014, 12:15:05 pm »

I...
I think we just won.
We just won the game
That depends on your definition of winning.
Because right now it looks like winning is destroying(or fucking).
Have you looked it up?
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