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[superBlast]

I got two ideas...

1:
Have Grate hunt the one known as piecewise on the internet for he's some kind of guy with strange enough powers to create a game that happens to be based on us and grate. So perhaps making him max out Grate's stats in his game would would make our Grate into.... whatever maxed out stats would turn him into.

2:
Have Grate hunt down the Random Number God just like he did when he was.... 5? 6? And turn him into Grate's slave so that whenver the whims of randomness would affect him, he'd always get the ideal outcome for him.... that or screw with other people's randomness.

[Playergamer]

There is only one thing left to be done now!
Have Grate swear vengeance on d6s everywhere for this treachery.

+1 and have Grate burn down every single fucking place that is remotely connected to the usage of d6's. d12's shall rise!

No. Have Grate design a D3, and make sure every game uses them for everything.

Building a D3 isn't that hard, why waste an action on this?

EVERY. GAME.

[Parisbre56]

So we will fail at all actions if this succeeds?

[The Froggy Ninja]

I got two ideas...

1:
Have Grate hunt the one known as piecewise on the internet for he's some kind of guy with strange enough powers to create a game that happens to be based on us and grate. So perhaps making him max out Grate's stats in his game would would make our Grate into.... whatever maxed out stats would turn him into.

2:
Have Grate hunt down the Random Number God just like he did when he was.... 5? 6? And turn him into Grate's slave so that whenver the whims of randomness would affect him, he'd always get the ideal outcome for him.... that or screw with other people's randomness.

First hunt down the god and use his powers to influence the rolls of Grate's epic battle with piecewise.

[poketwo]

I got two ideas...

1:
Have Grate hunt the one known as piecewise on the internet for he's some kind of guy with strange enough powers to create a game that happens to be based on us and grate. So perhaps making him max out Grate's stats in his game would would make our Grate into.... whatever maxed out stats would turn him into.

2:
Have Grate hunt down the Random Number God just like he did when he was.... 5? 6? And turn him into Grate's slave so that whenver the whims of randomness would affect him, he'd always get the ideal outcome for him.... that or screw with other people's randomness.

+1

[WhitiusOpus]

I got two ideas...

1:
Have Grate hunt the one known as piecewise on the internet for he's some kind of guy with strange enough powers to create a game that happens to be based on us and grate. So perhaps making him max out Grate's stats in his game would would make our Grate into.... whatever maxed out stats would turn him into.

2:
Have Grate hunt down the Random Number God just like he did when he was.... 5? 6? And turn him into Grate's slave so that whenver the whims of randomness would affect him, he'd always get the ideal outcome for him.... that or screw with other people's randomness.

+1

+1

[piecewise]

[2]

Through a campaign of systematic dice genocide, grate removes all other dice from the world and replaces them with his own, "Revolutionary" D3.


Unfortunately his "d3" is actually just a d6 with a small sticky note attached to it that reads "Please ignore rolls of 4, 5 or 6."

People prove quite unwilling to follow his advice.


FOUR LEFT TILL 8

[WhitiusOpus]

Well that failed.



Have Grate Kidnap the one known as "Piecewise" and beat the living shit out of him until he explains why our rolls suck so badly.



((Nothing personal...))

[Xantalos]

Grate: Destroy the concepts of the numbers 1 through 3.

[darkpaladin109]

Grate: Destroy the concepts of the numbers 1 through 3.

+1

[Remuthra]

Grate: Destroy the concepts of the numbers 1 through 3.

+1

[Parisbre56]

Stop destroying reality!

[Remuthra]

Stop destroying reality!

What is real? How do you define real?

[LordSlowpoke]

Stop destroying reality!

What is real? How do you define real?

DESTROY MIRRORS

[Xantalos]

Stop destroying reality!

What is real? How do you define real?

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?