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[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

We just don't see it because we are one universe that is destined nevertheless To have any time travelers or dimension hoppers.

[Fniff]

Or we have, we're just still operating in the timeline that hasn't invented time machines or dimension hopping. When it is invented, the timeline will switch around and the timeline we are currently operating in will be nil. Just because it's instant from an outside perspective doesn't mean it is actually instant from an inside perspective.

[anailater]

Plus One approval to the killing of the treasonous mother idea, also you know identify her, at least a little bit, is she as cool as grate? These are things we must know.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Invent Spiral Power, it's not like things can get worse.

+1

Even though chances are it won't happen.

[Playergamer]

Bay12 is amazing. With funding, all of us combined could probably work as well as a team of scientists. Insane, yes, but still scientists.

[Kadzar]

Create a Time Police force to prevent further timeline instability.

[superBlast]

Bay12 is amazing. With funding, all of us combined could probably work as well as a team of scientists. Insane, yes, but still scientists.

Would we live someplace where common place morality and ethics don't apply? Otherwise we wouldn't get much done I think.

+1 kill grates mom. She needs to pay for not paying child support.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Bay12 is amazing. With funding, all of us combined could probably work as well as a team of scientists. Insane, yes, but still scientists.

But the only thing we'd do is work out multiplayer dwarf fortress.

[Tsuchigumo550]

I come back after five days of the ice apocalypse (earthquake on day 4, shit was crazy here) and we're pulling a Kill la Kill.

Please tell me that Grate's mom is immortal due to alien thread or some bullshit too.

[BFEL]

((As for the timey-wimey debate, there are realistically only two ways I can see that a person could travel into the past. Only one ACTUALLY travels into the past, and it kinda makes paradoxes impossible.

First way is basically to "record" the position of matter and energy within a confined space with some stupidly advanced spy satellite shit and then just "rewind" it back to whenever you wanted to go back to.
This isn't REAL time travel and you could only go as far as when you first started recording, so no paradoxes.

Second way is dependent on the typical "wormhole" shenanigans. STEPHEN HAWKING discussed this once about how there are billions of tiny wormholes on a sub-atomic level all over the place that connect different times and such, but the basic idea is pretty much wormhole acts like a tunnel between two times. The problem STEPHEN HAWKING addressed with this is a person could do something like shooting themselves at the past end of a wormhole staring at themselves and fuck time.
He proposed the universe fixes this through feedback. Basically the wormholes would just collapse instantly, preventing shenanigans.
*I* propose the universe could conversely fix the issue through DISTANCE. Specifically for every second that one goes in the past, they are also propelled a light-second in space. Since nothing can move faster then light, nothing could ever reach a point in which they could paradox shit up.))

[piecewise]

I DON'T COUNT -1'S

[5]

YOU GIVE GRATE A MONKEY WRENCH AND A BAG OF BUTTER KNIVES AND TELL HIM TO BRING YOU THE HEAD OF HIS MOTHER ON A PIKE! HE THROWS HIMSELF THROUGH A WINDOW, APPARENTLY ANTICIPATING YOUR NEXT COURSE OF ACTION

HE RETURNS SEVERAL WEEKS LATER WITH A WOMAN'S HEAD BALANCED UPON A LARGE FISH. YEAH, SHE LOOKS KINDA FAMILIAR. CLOSE ENOUGH!

Dappertude:3
Cynicismish:5
Businessness:-1
Determinational:6
Survivalous: 6
Sporties:2
Schooliouses:12

[WhitiusOpus]

Aaand and that increases not a single fucking stat.

Shit.

Tell Grate to stop breaking all the fucking windows. Then, bring him on an Epic quest where we get a gold ring that brings doom upon the world, and we team up with a dwarf, two humans, an elf, and another seven year old that can be Grate's pack slave friend, and we have to travel up a volcano and throw the ring into the fire. hopefully that little shit Gollum won't show up this time.


This will increase Survivalous and Sporties, hopefully.

[Empiricist]

Aaand and that increases not a single fucking stat.

Shit.

Tell Grate to stop breaking all the fucking windows. Then, bring him on an Epic quest where we get a gold ring that brings doom upon the world, and we team up with a dwarf, two humans, an elf, and another seven year old that can be Grate's pack slave friend, and we have to travel up a volcano and throw the ring into the fire. hopefully that little shit Gollum won't show up this time.


This will increase Survivalous and Sporties, hopefully.

That. Except with everything based around economics and have all the other people as large business owners, brokers, corporate lawyers and/or share traders.

[Playergamer]

Waaaait. Why are we the sorta-kinda-don't think about it too much good guys in that suggestion?

[Fniff]

We should probably do some good to alleviate the massive deluge of bad karma we're probably getting. +1 to Opus's idea.