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[The Froggy Ninja]

We went all Frankenstein (twice but the second time is irrelevant) but it didn't work. Now I assume the dead god-body is still there in Grate's room why?

[Remuthra]

This boy needs some discipline in his life. Enlist him into a martial arts boot camp with a green man fond of yelling DODGE.

+1 FTFY

Yall better think of something better then this. Cause otherwise Imma do this regardless of votes.

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[superBlast]

We went all Frankenstein (twice but the second time is irrelevant) but it didn't work. Now I assume the dead god-body is still there in Grate's room why?

To make him revive her when he's stronger?.... Idk either. But hey! How many other kids can say they have a dead god/goddess... which one is it? Oh well, dead whatever in there room?

[Remuthra]

We went all Frankenstein (twice but the second time is irrelevant) but it didn't work. Now I assume the dead god-body is still there in Grate's room why?

To make him revive her when he's stronger?.... Idk either. But hey! How many other kids can say they have a dead god/goddess... which one is it? Oh well, dead whatever in there room?

Goddess. The Greek goddess of magic, ghosts, and also debatably of the moon, the hunt, and maidens.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Resurrect Hekate, Titan of Magic and Moon!

[Remuthra]

Resurrect Hekate, Titan of Magic and Moon!

'S not a titan .

[The Froggy Ninja]

Resurrect Hekate, Titan of Magic and Moon!

'S not a titan .

Actually she is a Titan but in the Titan Wars she sided with the Gods

[Remuthra]

Resurrect Hekate, Titan of Magic and Moon!

'S not a titan .

Actually she is a Titan but in the Titan Wars she sided with the Gods

Depends upon who you listen to. In some versions, especially the later Romans, Hecate is Diana's alter ego.

[piecewise]

You give grate to a strange looking green man who flies off in the direction of the nearest wasteland. That done, you proceed to do whatever the fuck goku did during that time. I honestly forget. Though, judging by the standard happenings he was either dead and training in the afterlife, or alive and training in the ...life. There's not a whole lot to say: Sometimes you hear a distant scream of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE! and then explosions. Sometimes there's this annoying narration by grate about how he's learning to live off the fat of the land, but that usually gives way to more screaming soon after. How the fuck can you even hear that shit? It's the internal monologue of a 5 year old several hundred miles away. Man, daredevil ain't got nothing on you. Then again, dare devil ain't got nothing on most people. I mean, he's a super hero only in that he's a blind man whose power is, get this, to see. It's like a paraplegic who gets doused in galactic radiation and the only power he gets is the ability to walk. Oh look, grate's back.

The green man drops him through your roof. You go to pat him on the head and he backflips through a window. Well, that seems effective. Still, we're running out of windows.

Dappertude:3
Cynicismish:5
Businessness:-1
Determinational:2
Survivalous: 3
Sporties:2
Schooliouses:9

3 activities left.

My caps lock broke.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Attempt to revive Hecate to normal appearance.

(Normal, meaning not decayed and alive)

[The Froggy Ninja]

((You sillyface! Everyone knows god-corpses don't decay.))

[Kadzar]

I think we need to spend more time with the boy. But we can't do it here in squaresville, or else he'll end up turning into one of those boring normally functioning human beings. That's why we need to take him on a globetrotting adventure!

If no one has any better ideas about where to start, I say we go raid some Indian (as in the subcontinent, not Native Americans) temples.

[The Froggy Ninja]

It's too bad we killed Hecate. Her powers as Goddess of Crossroads would be useful in our extra-dimensional adventures... I know let's give her body to her rival Janus God of Doors and Choices as payment for a magical door that leads anywhere.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Revive Hekate and marry her to Grate.

Cause what could possibly go wrong?

[WhitiusOpus]

We're running low on businessness guys.

Hire a corporate bigwig to teach Grate the art of stock exchange. Hopefully he won't kill himself and gain some cynicism too.