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[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I think it's pretty easy to see, strangling the panda for one, and perhaps killing his frankenstiened friend.

[superBlast]

+1 We don't have the money for a theme park.

Of course we don't, that's why we give Grate $10 and tell him to turn it into a theme park though stocks, jobs and business deals.

[piecewise]

You throw grate a birthday party with the frilliest fucking streamers and big fucking pictures of dinosaurs and a clown that you let the kids beat with sticks and all his little friends from the neighborhood. You don't even threaten them with violence or eating their parents if they don't come. Nope. You let this child rule as he sees fit.

Grate hosts the party with lackadaisical ease, being friendly yet aloof, but not going either into benevolent ruler or malevolent monarch mode. All this middle ground, all this freaking normalcy, it makes your blood....tepid and syrupy. Where is the sanguinary madness? Where is the cult of grate! The boy glows with moonlight and ivy springs up where his barefeet touch the earth. Surely he could rule these children, these larva of men!

Bah. BAH!


As you usher the children out, Grate suddenly becomes enraged and begins throwing a temper tantrum! HE SWELLS TO BE 8 FEET TALL AND LOADED WITH MORE MUSCLE THEN A TRAIN CAR FULL OF ANABOLIC STEROID ENTHUSIASTS. HE BEGINS PUNCHING THINGS INTO THE IONOSPHERE AND KICKING HOUSES IN HALF!


FIGHT MODE! DOOOOO DOOOO DOOOO DOOOO DAAAAH DOOO DAAAHH DOOOOOOO DEE DEE DEE DOOO DAH DOOO DEE DEE DEE DOOOOO!

[4]

You dodge through his blows with a look of utter contempt and disgust and then flick him in the nose! He shrinks back down and starts crying. You give him his teddy bear and some warm chloroform to help him fall asleep.





Dappertude:3
Cynicismish:5
Businessness:-1
Determinational:2
Survivalous: 3
Sporties:0
Schooliouses:9

[HmH]

This boy needs some discipline in his life. Enlist him into a martial arts boot camp. Tell the boot camp's staff to flick him in the nose if he starts hulking out.

[The Froggy Ninja]

This boy needs some discipline in his life. Enlist him into a martial arts boot camp. Tell the boot camp's staff to flick him in the nose if he starts hulking out.

+1

[superBlast]

This boy needs some discipline in his life. Enlist him into a martial arts boot camp. Tell the boot camp's staff to flick him in the nose if he starts hulking out.

+1

+1!

[Lightningfalcon]

This boy needs some discipline in his life. Enlist him into a martial arts boot camp. Tell the boot camp's staff to flick him in the nose if he starts hulking out.

+1

+1!

This, but make sure he has a small laptop so he can play the stock market.

[HmH]

This boy needs some discipline in his life. Enlist him into a martial arts boot camp. Tell the boot camp's staff to flick him in the nose if he starts hulking out.

+1

+1!

This, but make sure he has a small laptop so he can play the stock market.

No laptops. Brainwashing Boot camps don't work if the victims trainees have access to the outside world.

[WhitiusOpus]

This boy needs some discipline in his life. Enlist him into a martial arts boot camp. Tell the boot camp's staff to flick him in the nose if he starts hulking out.

+1

+1!

This, but make sure he has a small laptop so he can play the stock market.

+1, but needs more abuse to put the little shit in line... Hmm...

Be the drill sergeant. If Grate flips the fuck out, bitchslap him with a pair of nun-chucks.



What, you guys don't carry around nun-chucks?

[Fniff]

For fuck's sake, Grate.

Bootcamp! But put him in a bootcamp that looks almost exactly like his regular every day life, just more strict. So he doesn't hulk out as much.

[BFEL]

This boy needs some discipline in his life. Enlist him into a martial arts boot camp with a green man fond of yelling DODGE.

+1 FTFY

[piecewise]

This boy needs some discipline in his life. Enlist him into a martial arts boot camp with a green man fond of yelling DODGE.

+1 FTFY

Yall better think of something better then this. Cause otherwise Imma do this regardless of votes.

[superBlast]

This boy needs some discipline in his life. Enlist him into a martial arts boot camp with a green man fond of yelling DODGE.

+1 FTFY

Yall better think of something better then this. Cause otherwise Imma do this regardless of votes.

+1

[Kadzar]

This boy needs some discipline in his life. Enlist him into a martial arts boot camp with a green man fond of yelling DODGE.

+1 FTFY

Yall better think of something better then this. Cause otherwise Imma do this regardless of votes.

+1

+1

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I haven't been paying much attention to this thread for awhile, so I have to ask, was anything ever done about the dead body of Hecate?