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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 134486 times)

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #75 on: January 19, 2014, 10:35:45 pm »
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on January 19, 2014, 10:34:57 pm
Explain to him the meaning of life by repeatedly slamming his forehead into a Theological History college level course book. Excessively, but not too damaging. He needs to thrive.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #76 on: January 19, 2014, 11:04:24 pm »
Enlist Grate in the military.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #77 on: January 19, 2014, 11:04:34 pm »
Quote from: WhitiusOpus on January 19, 2014, 10:34:57 pm
Explain to him the meaning of life by repeatedly slamming his forehead into a Theological History college level course bookcopy of The Call of Cthulu. Excessively, but not too damaging. He needs to thrive.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #78 on: January 19, 2014, 11:20:37 pm »
Dear.



Freaking.



Lord.



Force Grate to watch Kung Fu movies and to train. He must become strong!
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As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #79 on: January 19, 2014, 11:21:35 pm »
Next Bruce Lee?
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #80 on: January 19, 2014, 11:22:35 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on January 19, 2014, 10:31:14 pm
Inoculate him against potential biological warfare agents such as anthrax and ebola. Do so by injecting him with attenuated strains of each bacteria/virus.

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Btw, is it possible we could accidently kill our kid before he even reaches 16? Or is it that no matter what hell we put him through he'll still be alive. Crippled or maimed, but alive.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #81 on: January 19, 2014, 11:23:35 pm »
Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on January 19, 2014, 11:21:35 pm
Next Bruce Lee?
He will not be ready until he makes Chuck Norris cry with feelings of de-masculinity.

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Quote from: Empiricist on January 19, 2014, 10:31:14 pm
Inoculate him against potential biological warfare agents such as anthrax and ebola. Do so by injecting him with attenuated strains of each bacteria/virus.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #82 on: January 19, 2014, 11:24:57 pm »
Kung-Fu comes next though. We'll make him watch Ip Man.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #83 on: January 19, 2014, 11:28:08 pm »
Ignore this... I screwed up and quoted and not edited!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #84 on: January 19, 2014, 11:28:20 pm »
But...he needs to know WHY his father wants to murder him. The MEANING behind it.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #85 on: January 19, 2014, 11:32:53 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on January 19, 2014, 11:20:37 pm
Force Grate to watch Kung Fu movies and to train. He must become strong!
I'll +1 this.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #86 on: January 20, 2014, 12:05:39 am »
Quote from: mastahcheese on January 19, 2014, 11:23:35 pm
Quote from: superBlast on January 19, 2014, 11:22:35 pm
Quote from: Empiricist on January 19, 2014, 10:31:14 pm
Inoculate him against potential biological warfare agents such as anthrax and ebola. Do so by injecting him with attenuated strains of each bacteria/virus.
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Exactly what stat is this raising though? Also getting hold of viruses is expensive. And illegal. So even more expensive.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #87 on: January 20, 2014, 12:07:10 am »
Quote from: Kadzar on January 19, 2014, 11:32:53 pm
Quote from: mastahcheese on January 19, 2014, 11:20:37 pm
Force Grate to watch Kung Fu movies and to train. He must become strong!
I'll +1 this.

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Quote from: superBlast on January 19, 2014, 11:22:35 pm
Btw, is it possible we could accidently kill our kid before he even reaches 16? Or is it that no matter what hell we put him through he'll still be alive. Crippled or maimed, but alive.

I put even odds he sees double digits.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #88 on: January 20, 2014, 12:09:48 am »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #89 on: January 20, 2014, 12:29:14 am »
Dear god what are you doing?!
Guns are better than Kung fu and military training is better than both!
enroll him in 'boot camp for toddlers' he needs to be tough!
Either that or 3 days of Rambo movies while giving him an unloaded gun, your choice.
('This message brought to you to say E/D would prevent and call the police on anyone who would attempt to do this to their toddler In real life and has full knowledge  of the dangers if, rhetorically, he or she decided to try to do this, and also has full knowledge there isn't anything in real life called boot camp for toddlers, that would be stupid.)
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15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."
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