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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 134684 times)

superBlast

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #45 on: January 19, 2014, 09:02:06 pm »
Mix red bull and vodka into his baby milk formula stuff and feed that to him for a while.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #46 on: January 19, 2014, 09:04:01 pm »
Quote from: superBlast on January 19, 2014, 09:02:06 pm
Mix red bull and vodka into his baby milk formula stuff and feed that to him for a while.
FUCK YEAH! +1 We are terrible, terrible people, aren't we?
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superBlast

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #47 on: January 19, 2014, 09:05:57 pm »
We're great people who is trying to unlock the full potential of our kid. Red Bull and Vodka only the first step!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #48 on: January 19, 2014, 09:10:13 pm »
Rescue neurotic puppies with violent behavioral problems from the pound, have them live in the same room, sleep in the same bed, and eat from the same food as Grate.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #49 on: January 19, 2014, 09:13:47 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 19, 2014, 09:10:13 pm
Rescue neurotic puppies with violent behavioral problems from the pound, have them live in the same room, sleep in the same bed, and eat from the same food as Grate.
This is brilliant. And cost effective.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #50 on: January 19, 2014, 09:16:12 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 19, 2014, 09:10:13 pm
Rescue neurotic puppies with violent behavioral problems from the pound, have them live in the same room, sleep in the same bed, and eat from the same food as Grate.

We're trying to unlock his potential not kill him! We should save this when he can walk! Then he has a fighting chance.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #51 on: January 19, 2014, 09:29:42 pm »
Bathe him in classic rock music to prevent possible stupid tastes.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #52 on: January 19, 2014, 09:32:01 pm »
>Buy him some nice toys, including a little blue teddy bear and a xylophone, and a fun assortment of board-books.

>Take him to the museum to look at DINOSAURS RAAAWR.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #53 on: January 19, 2014, 09:34:33 pm »
Is this game fully realistic or is there some sci if and magic around?
please be magic please have magic please have magic...
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #54 on: January 19, 2014, 09:35:06 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on January 19, 2014, 09:32:01 pm
>Buy him some nice toys, including a little blue teddy bear and a xylophone, and a fun assortment of board-books.

>Take him to the museum to look at DINOSAURS RAAAWR.
Are your trying to make our son a wimp!?!?!?!?!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #55 on: January 19, 2014, 09:35:56 pm »
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on January 19, 2014, 09:35:06 pm
Quote from: Yoink on January 19, 2014, 09:32:01 pm
>Buy him some nice toys, including a little blue teddy bear and a xylophone, and a fun assortment of board-books.

>Take him to the museum to look at DINOSAURS RAAAWR.
Are your trying to make our son a wimp!?!?!?!?!
Is there a motion to charge with lack of Bay 12 spirit?
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #56 on: January 19, 2014, 09:36:40 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on January 19, 2014, 09:32:01 pm
>Buy him some nice toys, including a little blue teddy bear and a xylophone, and a fun assortment of board-books.
-1, unless we then burn them. As for your other suggestion, it isn't a horrible idea, but I think we should go with one of the other suggestions instead. Remaining neutral on it.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #57 on: January 19, 2014, 09:37:26 pm »
drop him off the roof into the pool. Multiple times have the best swimmer in the world when still a baby

Make him snort a combination of weed, Krok,  cocaine, lsd, and any items we have that we could use as An inhalent
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #58 on: January 19, 2014, 09:38:38 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on January 19, 2014, 09:35:56 pm
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on January 19, 2014, 09:35:06 pm
Quote from: Yoink on January 19, 2014, 09:32:01 pm
>Buy him some nice toys, including a little blue teddy bear and a xylophone, and a fun assortment of board-books.

>Take him to the museum to look at DINOSAURS RAAAWR.
Are your trying to make our son a wimp!?!?!?!?!
Is there a motion to charge with lack of Bay 12 spirit?
Oh don't worry, knowing Bay12, it's to lull him into a sense of false security before the toys are stuffed with used syringes, the xylophone gets rigged with touch-powder and the books sprinkled with anthrax.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #59 on: January 19, 2014, 09:39:05 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on January 19, 2014, 09:29:42 pm
Bathe him in classic rock music to prevent possible stupid tastes.
+1 this.
Also make the kid play I Wanna Be The Guy. Or Dark Souls. His choice.
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