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[Remuthra]

-1 to AI Idea.

I want grandchildren.

Dude. Copy paste.

?

Take one AI.
Press Ctrl-C.
Press Ctrl-V.
Poof! Two AIs.

[TCM]

What's the fun of taking something already programmed and hollow when we can take something organic, full of potential and vitality, and corrupt it?

[piecewise]

You hold the baby over your head like a baboon with a baby lion and proclaim "THIS BOY'S NAME IS GRATE! AND HE IS TERRIBLE! THE IRONY IS PALPABLE!"







YEAR ONE:

WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH HIM?!

[Remuthra]

Take a sailing trip out into the sea, and cast him overboard in a box. Wait for him to return home, wearing darkened goggles all the while.

[Empiricist]

Teach it 12100 digits of Pi. Not the first 12100 digits either, 1628th to 13728th digits.

[Parsely]

Tie 20 pound weights to his feet and punch him in the head if he ever moves slower than the average baby. He'll wear them til' he's like 12 and when he takes them off he'll be the fastest man in the world.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Teach it 12100 digits of Pi. Not the first 12100 digits either, 1628th to 13728th digits.

Take a sailing trip out into the sea, and cast him overboard in a box. Wait for him to return home, wearing darkened goggles all the while.

Guys... he's a baby we cant do that until he's twelve. Let's take him to daycare and let the bullies rank him up in Cynicismish.

[poketwo]

Tell him stories about ancient Rome, how its legions were mighty, how wealthy it was, ect.

[Parsely]

Well we can't make him cynical without establishing a control first, right? He needs to know what other people live like.

Well actually yeah day care would take care of that. We should hire mobster babies to teach him how the world works.

[Teneb]

Take him out to see a bar brawl live. Cause the brawl if needed.

[Remuthra]

Teach it 12100 digits of Pi. Not the first 12100 digits either, 1628th to 13728th digits.

Take a sailing trip out into the sea, and cast him overboard in a box. Wait for him to return home, wearing darkened goggles all the while.

Guys... he's a baby we cant do that until he's twelve. Let's take him to daycare and let the bullies rank him up in Cynicismish.

Why not?

He walked into the tower and saw Danae with a baby on her lap, smiling she said, "I have named him Perseus." Acrisius was furious, he shut Danae and baby Perseus up in a large chest and cast them out to sea.

[Corsair]

+1 to daycare for cynicismish or calculus for infants for schoolishness

[Parsely]

We should do that one scene from that one James Bond movie where they dunk him in ice water filled with scorpions.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Teach it 12100 digits of Pi. Not the first 12100 digits either, 1628th to 13728th digits.

Take a sailing trip out into the sea, and cast him overboard in a box. Wait for him to return home, wearing darkened goggles all the while.

Guys... he's a baby we cant do that until he's twelve. Let's take him to daycare and let the bullies rank him up in Cynicismish.

Why not?

He walked into the tower and saw Danae with a baby on her lap, smiling she said, "I have named him Perseus." Acrisius was furious, he shut Danae and baby Perseus up in a large chest and cast them out to sea.

Well I find it rather unlikely that Poseidon will take pity on him and even if he does our son will have no memory of us and would probobly never come back. As for Pi a most sixteen-year-olds couldn't do that much less a one-year-old.

[flame99]

I hit "Show unread posts since last visit" instead of "Show new replies to your posts". I'm so very glad I did, because it lead to something amazing. PTW.