The group was heatedly discussing their various theories as to whom was responsible for the meteor strike when the heard the door open. Fearing Dr. Nerjin again, and knowing his policy of always acknowledging his entrances, they turned towards the door only to see a young bespectacled female walk in: Vectoria.
“Sup bitches! I’m your new sub!” Vectoria announced as she sat on Mr. Badict’s desk causing it to bend inwards. Less due to the thin frame of Vectoria. More to do with the large tome that was sitting on her lap.
“Hello Vectoria.” NotQuiteThere said in annoyance. It wasn’t that Vectoria was a bad teacher but… She had a habit of simply reading fanfiction instead of teaching the students. Or worse… reading it aloud.
“Yeah, whatever princess. Anyway guess what I got today from Mr. Badict!”
“Are they dating?” One of the students asked.
“Ew. No. But once Mr. Badict was dating a pine-tree for six months without realizing it. Until it snuck into his room one night and tried to… ‘seal the deal’ eh?” Vectoria waggled her eyebrows at this. None of the students reacted.
“Well, needless to say,” she continued, “It was a sticky situation. But no! He got me this book full of stories! I’m gonna read you one about Robosaurus, Roar of the Celestial Bloom and Pterrordractyl!”
“Ugh…” The class groaned in unison. This couldn’t end well.
“I could get Dr. Nerjin back in here if you’d prefer…”
“No!” The class shouted in unison.
“No! Please, regale us with your tales!” Notquitethere pleaded.
“Well since you ask so nicely, shut up! All of you! Let’s get this party started!” She began to read.
Pterrordractyl flew high above the civilized continent with a malign grin upon his twisted features. Daily he would swoop upon the farmers stealing food, drink, houses, identities, intellectual property, and even children (who would be returned later with rather poor attitudes towards their elders). It was a good life for him. He spotted a man particularly beautiful pink haired bespectacled woman and swooped for the third time that day fully intent on devouring the hapless man babe.
“You are mine!” The dark shadow screeched as he approached.
“Oh no! A dark shape! If only a handsome Robosaurus, Roar of the Celestial Bloom, could save me!” The man pretty pinkette shrieked in terror.
Almost as if on cue Robosaurus, Roar of the Celestial Bloom plummeted from the sky playing five V-neck guitars, four bassoons, and beating Super Ghosts and Goblins with one hand. In his other hand he held his legendary Blazer! This laser sword made a constant “woooooooing” noise as Robosaurus, Roar of the Celestial Bloom landed.
“Oh! Robosaurus, Roar of the Celestial Bloom, you’re back!” Pterrordractyl shouted.
“Oh! I’m sweating in all the right ways now!” The sexy pinkette sighed contently.
“Yes, it is I, Robosaurus, Roar of the Celestial Bloom. I have been called by a grand technomancer to put an end to your... Why hello there.” Robosaurus, Roar of the Celestial Bloom took his attention away from Pterrordractyl and focused all his attention on the beautiful woman. “And just who are you?”
“My name is Ms. Vectoria.” The woman smiled.
“Well what are you doing after this?”
“Don’t ignore me!” Pterrordractyl shouted in anger.
“Very well. Let us finish this once and for all.”
“Let’s.”
The two titans stared at eachother for several moments. Suddenly Pterrodractyl charged Robosaurus, Roar of the Celestial Bloom and landed a savage blow. His second tore Robosaurus, Roar of the Celestial Bloom's throat wide open. His third and final blow eradicated him.
At least that was the plan. In reality merely attempting to harm Robosaurus, Roar of the Celestial Bloom caused Pterrordractyl to explode into deep dish pizzas for all the families he had hurt.
Robosaurus turned away from this and said to the pinkette “So babe, wanna go get a sandwich?”
“Mmm, I’ll have a sandwich with you any day.”
“How do you feel about subs?”
“I am a sub.” Vectoria moaned.
“Oh? A teacher?”
“That too.”
Robosaurus grinned “Well better behave, or you might get some… detention.”
"Oh my god!" interrupted the brat.
Vectoria slammed the book shut, screaming "No, your father never loved you!" before running out of the room.
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