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Author Topic: Tribulations in Magic: The cavalry is... still preparing.  (Read 335078 times)

darkpaladin109

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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Opposing forces
« Reply #660 on: March 16, 2014, 03:30:05 pm »

Oh holy fuck why.
((About damn time you got what's coming to you.))
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Opposing forces
« Reply #661 on: March 16, 2014, 03:34:52 pm »

((??? Coming to me? So far all I've done is attempt to science and take potshots. People came to me looking for a fight.))
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Opposing forces
« Reply #662 on: March 16, 2014, 03:51:30 pm »

1) The dwarf hasn't melted, and I doubt that bursts of flame are actually able to melt metal. Maybe make it easier to bend, but not much more.
2) Derm rolled a 4 in the will roll, so I can't target the head or the torso and leave lifeless materials there, as he would have died. It would happen on really low rolls (I'm still debating if it is better to use a 1 or a 0 for a "you die becase you are incompetent as fuck". I'm leaning for a 0, though, and a 1 for a "you have been so cripped that you are pretty much useless now, but if people like you, you will survive")
1. Phooey.
2. However, it is hypothetically possible to happen, and it is worse.

Oh holy fuck why.
((About damn time you got what's coming to you.))
((??? Coming to me? So far all I've done is attempt to science and take potshots. People came to me looking for a fight.))
((What he said. Seriously, comb every turn and find one time which shows that he deserves it.
Although...overall, I suppose it could be "all that science and you survived" that you're getting coming to you.))
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Whack-a-Dwarf
« Reply #663 on: March 16, 2014, 07:38:39 pm »

The only argument for Derm deserving it I could see is all the science he's done at a 1/12 chance for a Pot:1 and not getting anything really bad- and that's hardly deserving.


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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Whack-a-Dwarf
« Reply #664 on: March 16, 2014, 09:03:14 pm »

HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY PIGS.
MY PIGS.
FIRE AT WILL MEN.
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Whack-a-Dwarf
« Reply #665 on: March 16, 2014, 09:12:24 pm »

I guess pick up the frelling Zeus Spear and try not to electrify myself.
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Whack-a-Dwarf
« Reply #666 on: March 16, 2014, 11:09:29 pm »

Somehow some senseless science is sure to succeed.
Use words on anyone who approaches aggressively otherwise continue experimentation.
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Whack-a-Dwarf
« Reply #667 on: March 17, 2014, 04:01:07 am »

@GWG
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NO.

DO NOT WANT. WILL NOT HAVE. SO MUCH GRRR.

Kill the midget. Go for the killing strike. Also, PM thing at the midget. Growl @ GWG because he is trying to take pretty much the only souls in this damn arena I have had ANY real success at, or been able to claim without pissing someone off. Bah. *ahem*
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Whack-a-Dwarf
« Reply #668 on: March 17, 2014, 07:59:53 am »

@Derm, GWG
((He deserves it for KILLING ME. I didn't do anything to him at all and he just killed me. And don't saay that I attempted to kill GWG either, well I did, but immideatelly tried to make peace.))
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Whack-a-Dwarf
« Reply #669 on: March 17, 2014, 08:02:01 am »

@Derm, GWG
((He deserves it for KILLING ME. I didn't do anything to him at all and he just killed me. And don't saay that I attempted to kill GWG either, well I did, but immideatelly tried to make peace.))
This is a PvP game, so you can't really get pissed for taking a cheap shot at someone who was vulnerable

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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Whack-a-Dwarf
« Reply #670 on: March 17, 2014, 08:27:33 am »

@Derm, GWG
((He deserves it for KILLING ME. I didn't do anything to him at all and he just killed me. And don't saay that I attempted to kill GWG either, well I did, but immideatelly tried to make peace.))
This is a PvP game, so you can't really get pissed for taking a cheap shot at someone who was vulnerable

+100 to this.  That's really the only reason I attacked Flimsy- he was standing on the bridge right next to me with his juicy -2 to dodge.
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Whack-a-Dwarf
« Reply #671 on: March 17, 2014, 10:22:39 am »

@GWG
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NO.

DO NOT WANT. WILL NOT HAVE. SO MUCH GRRR.

Kill the midget. Go for the killing strike. Also, PM thing at the midget. Growl @ GWG because he is trying to take pretty much the only souls in this damn arena I have had ANY real success at, or been able to claim without pissing someone off. Bah. *ahem*
Same to you, mate.
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@Derm, GWG
((He deserves it for KILLING ME. I didn't do anything to him at all and he just killed me. And don't saay that I attempted to kill GWG either, well I did, but immideatelly tried to make peace.))
A bit selfish of you, isn't it? "How dare he kill me in a PvP game! He therefore deserves some kind of unfortunate event to happen to him! Never mind that he's more peaceful than average, he deserves it more because his kill was me!"
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Whack-a-Dwarf
« Reply #672 on: March 17, 2014, 10:26:44 am »

Gentlemen: should the soul value of the dwarf remain a secret until his death? Or do you want me to spoil it for you?

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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Whack-a-Dwarf
« Reply #673 on: March 17, 2014, 10:29:39 am »

SECRET!


Not that I have much say in the matter.
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Re: Tribulations in Magic: Whack-a-Dwarf
« Reply #674 on: March 17, 2014, 10:34:54 am »

The question was mainly for those who can actually have a possibility of killing the dwarf.
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