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[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Well, I guess If we get to our home planet, we would have a wider range of creatures to devour and having guards would be a plus, so I think we should keep them for now as well.

[Lord_lemonpie]

+1 to staying kawaii, hugging him and letting him stay alive.

[~Neri]

Absolutely hugz.

[escaped lurker]

He is way more useful as a willing, armed, armoured meat-shield, than some paltry DNA-points. He is also a good source of information, able to provide "social cover" for us and whatnot.

Can we keep him, daddy?

YES WE CAN!

[flame99]

You watch as the pod spirals down, through the atmosphere, and briefly catching on fire. As you watch, you spiral down towards a large rainforest, and soon hit it. As the collision is detected by the pod, the hydraulics hiss and the doors open.
"Okay...This could have gone better, but we'll still be able to survive here. This jungle is called Hilis Rain Forest, after the first settlers. About 20 miles northeast of here we should find some outposts. We'll try and set up a camp here in anticipation of the night, then get moving when the sun rises. Do you know how to light a campfire with matches?

[Gamerlord]

You know, odds are the next pod that comes down will have that other bloke and our mother. Either killing each other or banging each other.

[flame99]

You know, odds are the next pod that comes down will have that other bloke and our mother. Either killing each other or banging each other.

...The Genethieves were not-so-subtly based off of these:

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So please, never mention this again. Ever.

[GreatWyrmGold]

And I'm just here, WANTING TO PLAY THE DAMN GAME AND NOT HAVE TO LEARN ANOTHER ASPECT OF THE INTERNET LANGUAGE GODDAMMIT WHAT THE HELL IS KAWAII?!

Japanese for "cute".
More or less. It's a bit confusing. But Gamer means cute.

You know, odds are the next pod that comes down will have that other bloke and our mother. Either killing each other or banging each other.

...The Genethieves were not-so-subtly based off of these:

Spoiler: This is a large image (click to show/hide)

So please, never mention this again. Ever.

Rule 34.


Shake head sadly. "I can learn, though!"

[Lord_lemonpie]

"I dunno, can you leawn me mistah?"

[Gamerlord]

"I dunno, can you leawn me mistah?"

+1

[anailater]

"I dunno, can you leawn me mistah?"

+1

+1 to the AWWWWW!

[The Froggy Ninja]

"I dunno, can you leawn me mistah?"

+1

+1 to the AWWWWW!

+1 just to be clear we are going to eat him later right?

[anailater]

Personally I would say no.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Agreed. We will make him our waifu and be together for ever and ever~

[escaped lurker]

Momy said that fire is for grown-ups...
(even had a frigging rhyme about that actually - other vile instruments of evil like knifes and scissors included... *ー゜)

Agreed. We will make him our waifu and be together for ever and ever~

... why do I fear for the yandere-route?