MAKE TASTY PRINCESS STEW TO FEED POOR.
[6] YOU MAKE THE STEW. THEY LIKE IT SO MUCH THAT THEY START EYING YOU SUSPICIOUSLY.
Fund the founding of Cross Applied Technologies to compete with Hastur Incorporated.
[6] THE COMPANY TAKES OFF , WITH NO CREDIT GIVEN TO YOU, DESPITE YOUR CRUCIAL ROLE IN ITS FOUNDING.
D'aww. :3 SACRIFICE SLEEP SCHEDULE TO SPEND TIME WITH CHILD!
[2] NOP. WORK GETS IN THE WAY.
"CTHULU! Attack the anti-Cthulu!"
Give orders.
[2] THE PHONE LINES ARE DOWN. STUPID PHONE COMPANY.
Be ordered. Get in contact with my stock market demons, manipulate my stock to become sphincter-clenchingly expensive
[6] IT BECOMES SO EXPENSIVE THAT EVERYONE STARTS SELLING OFF THEIR STOCK. IMPENDING PRICE DROP WARNING.
Get Azathoth involved. He owes me one since I did sacrifice the entire universe after all, technically destroying everything for an instant.
[3] YOU FEEL TOO LAZY TO MAKE CONTACT, EVEN IF I KNEW WHO HE WAS.
Attempt to use Anti-Cthulu powers on Cthulu.
[2] NOP.
BREAK THE STOCK MARKET
[3] IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
END EVERYTHING
[6] YOU END EVERYTHING SO HARD THAT SOME STUFF EVEN RESPAWNS. LIKE THE CHARACTERS IN THIS GAME. WHO ARE NOW ANGRY AT YOU. EXCEPT CTHULU.
END EVERYTHING
Use POWERS OF EVIL to support action. Promise IaaEC stock in Cthulucorp if he survives.
HE GETS THE STOCK. YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
KYLE JOHNSON TECHNOLOGICAL AVERAGE DUDE RESPAWNS HOPING TO BECOME THE HERO HIS FATHER, KEITH JOHNSON TECHNOLOGICAL WONDER, WAS.
[4] YOU GET PRETTY CLOSE TO THE LEVEL OF BADASSERY THAT YOUR FATHER REACHED. PRETTY CLOSE.
I fought the law and I won, I fought the law and I won
[3] ACTUALLY, THEY KIND OF HAVE YOU PINNED DOWN WITH A SWAT TEAM RIGHT NOW.
END EVERYTHING
Use POWERS OF EVIL to support action. Promise IaaEC stock in Cthulucorp if he survives.
SACRIFICE SELF ELF TO PREVENT ACTIONS, MY KID IS A PART OF EVERYTHING DAMMIT!
LUCKILY, YOUR KID IS STILL ALIVE. BUT THE ELF SACRIFICE REALLY ONLY HELPED THE CEREMONY.
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