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Total Members Voted: 17

[Elephant Parade]

Learn Destroy Meteors.

No, I'm not planning shenanigans. Why do you ask?

[GreatWyrmGold]

it takes awhile to create a turn as it is

Drop out, since my non-Sb/grub stuff would make this even worse.

[kj1225]

Start the install of the server then go explore/look for imps to kill. Since I have time also make a message to Doc that he has to build my house up tall so I can advance.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

it takes awhile to create a turn as it is

Drop out, since my non-Sb/grub stuff would make this even worse.

Well...if you weren't going to enter the game, the earth would be hit by something around (or larger than) the size of the meteor seen at the beginning of this.  The likelyhood to survive past that point approaches 0.  I say approaches because the First Guardian can survive.

[kj1225]

So GWG could survive if he became the first guardian?

[Lenglon]

((Darn it all, you do realize that I have no reason to know about prototyping, cruxite dowels, how to use the totem lathe, or how to use the alchemizer. my server player hasn't given me my card, and I'm not even going to have a turn to see whatever is alchemized from the card and try to figure out how to use it. You're forcing me to meta in a very major kind of way or die when you run the turn. in fact, from reading the turn, apparently I never even noticed my sprite or the cruxite at all. so... yeah. Since I refuse to cheat, I guess I'll be dead after this turn.

oh, and you called me a he instead of a she for some reason.))

Be very startled. Prod client repeatedly with books, clothes, various items, etc, and shepherd her down to the Garage. Give up forever on trying to get them to understand that Pesterchum is REALLY IMPORTANT ABOUT NOW.

Try to do as much as possible towards the Medium Entry  for her by steering her around with books, towels, any errant pets, so on.

attempt to the pacify the weird poltergeist haunting my home. figure out what it wants and, if reasonable, do it. if I can't figure it out then attempt to conduct an exorcism.

if I figure out that I'm supposed to prototype something, prototype a fox.

((Best I can do without breaking character, sorry. If you'd arranged my stuff into letters or something I might have learned that I needed to install persterchum, but I think now isn't the time for that. I'm uncomfortable even going as far as including the if clause about prototyping, since I have no reason to know about that, but I'd like to have some control over what I prototype so...))

[DarkArtemisFowl]

((I don't blame you Lenglon, and your turn seems reasonable to me!))

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

turtletickGreyhound [TG] began pestering hydraGuy[HG]
TG: hey you
TG: hydra dude
TG: over here
TG: gonna just set this down for ya
HG: Can you spawn something heavy so I can put it on this thing?
HG: Did you place the other devices down already?
TG: yeah all of it's set down, at least all the free stuff anyways
TG: i dont think i can spawn anything else
TG: maybe i could wack it open using this couch over here
HG: I think you need to give me a prepunched card for this next bit
HG: Can you do that for me?
HG: The prototyping is finished now, right?
TG: pretty sure yeah, and that assassin wizard actually looks pretty cool too
TG: card card card
TG: oh here it is

Deploy pre-punched card for the Hydra.

[Elephant Parade]

it takes awhile to create a turn as it is

Drop out, since my non-Sb/grub stuff would make this even worse.

Well...if you weren't going to enter the game, the earth would be hit by something around (or larger than) the size of the meteor seen at the beginning of this.  The likelyhood to survive past that point approaches 0.  I say approaches because the First Guardian can survive.

What if my shenanigans succeed?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Well...if you weren't going to enter the game, the earth would be hit by something around (or larger than) the size of the meteor seen at the beginning of this.  The likelyhood to survive past that point approaches 0.  I say approaches because the First Guardian can survive.

What if my shenanigans succeed?

Your spell could do, at best, stop a meteor the size of an apartment building, maybe.  You can cast it once per turn.  You may stop some at first, but soon thousands will rain, slowly, carefully increasing in size, with a final act of one 1000 miles across at impact.  You cannot stop the devastation, but you can do one thing.  Run.  Run as fast as you can.[/slow foreboding narration][/slowly rising ominous music]

Seriously, do you really think I'm going to let a level 2, non-god tier, have a spell able to stop an entire swarm of meteors bringing about an apocalypse?  Stopping an entire swarm in a relatively local area with relatively small meteors is at least a level 5 spell.  Speaking of the leveling system, I'm going to be working on it to make it better.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

caligulusAquarius [CA] began pestering oncomingStorm [OS]
CA: Yo doc wwill you please build up my house?
OS: Of course I will!
OS:It appears that I need "build grist".

[Elephant Parade]

Changing action, then. Learn Pester Chum.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

((On a side note, I really am entertained by the idea of us Bay12ers going through the world of Homestuck.))

[Elephant Parade]

((On a side note, I really am entertained by the idea of us Bay12ers going through the world of Homestuck.))

That really needs to be a forum game.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

((On a side note, I really am entertained by the idea of us Bay12ers going through the world of Homestuck.))

That really needs to be a forum game.

(What do you call this then?)

[Elephant Parade]

((On a side note, I really am entertained by the idea of us Bay12ers going through the world of Homestuck.))

That really needs to be a forum game.

(What do you call this then?)

True. It was originally an experiment, though.

Also, the other thing would involve the players being Bay12ers IC.