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[mastahcheese]

But... but... cold was attacking you...

So now you're trying to claim that you're defending me? What kind of counter argument is that, you scum?

[Xantalos]

Cold

I see no counter argument, lurking scum.

[mastahcheese]

So right now I'm still sick and I'm upset over various whatevers not attributed to Bay12.

So what I'm going to do is attempt to run a very simple, stupid game, to make me feel more like updating stuff for when I'm no longer sick, which should hopefully be in a couple days or so.
There will be no pictures of any kind, because lazy, I would update the Kestrel game, but uploading pictures is work compared to text.

Character sheet for those of you who care.

Spoiler: lame character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: I really don't care.
Gender: This is so we can have really awkward moments with the prefixes.
Skills: You may choose Two (2) skills. They don't have to really attribute to anything, I guess that they should make some sort of in-character sense or whatever.
Bio: For me to generously ignore.

The setting is... I don't care, fantasy, I guess?
Oh yeah, in that case, include a race. The typical humanoid ones, only, though.

...And no, I am not drunk right now, but I am dizzy.

[Elephant Parade]

Name: I really don't care.
Gender: None
Skills: Meta; Everything
Bio: If you're reading this, you lied.
Race: God

I think I might be too weak. I should get a +3 to every roll.

[mastahcheese]

I'd like to provide all of you with an excellent example of what not to do.

Name: I really don't care. <--- This is unacceptable, this needs to actually be a name of some sort.
Gender: None <--- We aren't in that kind of fantasy.
Skills: Meta; Everything <--- You can't use terms that encompass everything, you need to be specific.
Bio: If you're reading this, you lied. <--- This is clearly wrong, because it isn't big enough to read properly.
Race: God <--- You have to choose a mortal race.

I think I might be too weak. I should get a +3 to every roll. <--- This is an excellent way to anger a GM.

[Xantalos]

That was intentional, I believe.

[mastahcheese]

Probably.

I suppose now you realize that the reason I need to get back into the swing of GMing isn't to get reacquainted with actually running the game, it's with handling the players.

[flabort]

Name: Roger MacCurren
Gender: Male
Skills: Bootsticuffs, Cross Country Marathon
Bio: Mr. MacCurren was abandoned by mother and family shortly after his birth; it was just too much work and pain raising a child that wasn't pure, or that didn't belong to his mother's husband. And there just wasn't enough food, ever. Roger just kept getting thinner and thinner. But out in the wild, he started to scavenge bugs, mosses, and eventually squirrels and birds and other things that were just too fast for a pure human to catch by hand. He ate and ate and ate, and quickly the forest was too empty of game to support him either. At this point, he was a young man, his younger pure siblings able to fire arrows and take game home, and to hunt him.
He left the forest, because his high metabolism and higher speed were unwelcome there. He eventually came to serve as a messenger, delivering notes faster than any horse or bird, hunting in a range of several kingdoms space while on his trips. He would share his game with the lords and knights whom he delivered his messages to, but there were never leftovers. Usually he eats him meat raw, but will cook it when sharing with someone who would appreciate it. He favors wild boar and snowy owl.
Race: Half-Human. Other half indeterminate mix of 5 or so.

Whoops, longer description then I meant to type. Well, this universe's RM is a bastard messenger who catches and eats raw animals.

[Elephant Parade]

That was intentional, I believe.

It was. I wanted to be 100% sure that people would know it was intentional, so I added the +3 bonus thing.

Name: Flimsy Wizard
Gender: Male
Skills: Explosions; Air
Race: Human; see this video.
Bio: Flimsy Wizard has always been flimsy. He decided to become a wizard, since wizards are flimsy. He knew he possessed magic talents after a strange day when he cast a multitude of magic spells, including meteors, hurricanes, and a spell that summoned a magic abomination. Flimsy Wizard ran from the abomination; unfortunately, it saw him. He kept running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running until he was cornered. He struck the abomination with a fireball and my mom got scared And said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. Flimsy Wizard then went to magic school, where he became a master of explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions and more explosions.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Flimsy Wizard
Gender: Male
Skills: Explosions; More Explosions
Bio: Flimsy Wizard went to wizard school and learned wizard stuff.
Race: Human

Were you not amused?

[darkpaladin109]

Name: Buster Rod G.
Gender: Male
Skills: Staff using, Illusion Magic
Bio: Will add later todayCreated by the evil Dr Wahwee in his bid to take over the world. He was defeated and his creator killed, so he started travveling the world to ammend for the deeds he commited in his creator's will.
Race: Monkey Golem
EDIT: Added bio. About damn time too

[mastahcheese]

Spoiler: PC's, yo. (click to show/hide)

Name: Roger MacCurren
Gender: Male
Race: Half-Human
Skills: +1 to kicking, +1 to running

Name: Flimsy Wizard
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Skills: +1 to blowing things up, +1 to not suffocating above water

Name: Buster Rod G.
Gender: Male
Race: Monkey Golem
Skills: +1 to staves, Can make Illusions

Roger MacCurren walks into the bar, his highly polished shoes sparking in the sun.
Flimsy Wizard looks up from his seat, his hand quivering as he struggles to lift his beer stein to his mouth.
Buster Rod G. walks in through the wall, leaving a large hole in it.

The entire tavern spontaneously bursts into flames! A strange man in a green wizard get-up is seen fleeing the scene!

What do you do?!?!?

[Remuthra]

Name: Latin
Gender: Neuter
Skills:
Confusion
Counting
Bio: Many, mostly about people who died at least a millennium and a half ago.

[mastahcheese]

Is that a work in progress or something?

[Remuthra]

Is that a work in progress or something?

No, that's the sheet .

I will play as the Latin language.

[TalonisWolf]

Is that a work in progress or something?

No, that's the sheet .

I will play as the Latin language.

I have to see this.