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[Elephant Parade]

Be Wizard of Cheating. Cast ancient magic spell "Inflict 999999983 Points of Damage."

[Xantalos]

Grow set of jaws larger than the local star.
Eat wall.

[fractalman]

Be Wizard of Cheating. Cast ancient magic spell "Inflict 999999983 Points of Damage."

Alas, your spell of cheating was designed for a different game, and so does only mild damage. Still, 103 points of damage is better than anyone else has done so far! At least your spell didn't backfire or anything.
999999983-103=
999999890

Grow set of jaws larger than the local star.
Eat wall.

You are a ninja! The wall is confused and helpless to respond! Your jaws automatically receive a x10 multiplier and do a whopping 365 damage-hey! that's the number of days in a year! well, a leap year, but lets not be too picky.
BONUS DAMAGE: 10,000x1.1=11000 bonus damage!
A crack opened in the wall when you did a base damage of one year!
999999983-11365=
999988618


wallHp: 999988618
wall status: deck shuffled. rules for doing damage are now fixed.
made of chocolate
stunned players: none. 
hairline fractures: 2/6
cracks: 1/10
stunned players: none

[Xantalos]

EAT MORE OF THE WALL

[mastahcheese]

SUMMON REINDEER TO EAT MORE OF THE WALL

[fractalman]

EAT MORE OF THE WALL

you eat into the wall.  apparently, your stomach capacity is mediocre.  you do 40 damage.

SUMMON REINDEER TO EAT MORE OF THE WALL

Your reindeer are unexpectedly hungry, no doubt from the long journey from the reindeer farm, doing 163 damage. the reindeer get full before the wall quite understands what they are doing. 
__________
wall hp:
999988618-203=
999988415
wall status:
hairline cracks: 2/6
cracks:1/6
made of chocolate bark.
The wall is now resistant to naive attempts to simply eat it. it is made of chocolate bark, not Hershey's chocolate
stunned players: none

[Xantalos]

Gnaw on wall, spit chocolate out. Repeat.

[Elephant Parade]

Be Evil Wall Overlord. Summon Wallmasters to put attackers at the beginning of the dungeon.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

also put the wall masters in a gigantic maze filled with water and buttons to make it even more confusing to get to the wall.

[fractalman]

Gnaw on wall, spit chocolate out. Repeat.

you are able to turn 133 chocolate bricks into paste before your jaws need a brief rest.
 

Be Evil Wall Overlord. Summon Wallmasters to put attackers at the beginning of the dungeon.

You summon wallmasters with 41 hp.

also put the wall masters in a gigantic maze filled with water and buttons to make it even more confusing to get to the wall.

You summon a maze! the maze has 125 hp! if a player targets the wall directly, the wallmaster has a chance to stun them for two turns!

wall:
999988415-133=
999988282

hairline cracks: 2/6
cracks:1/10
made of chocolate bark.
The wall is now resistant to naive attempts to simply eat it. It is made of chocolate bark, not Hershey's chocolate.
stunned players: elephant parade (1 turn)

other units:
wallmasters:
41 hp
attempts to stun players who attack wall.
maze:
125 hp.
Doubles stun duration of wallmaster.

-well that's it for the night.

[Elephant Parade]

...Why am I stunned?

If me being stunned is an error, heal wall.

[Xantalos]

Take break, then eat guards.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I hope this is going to turn out liek you at final boss, with the good guys constantly failing except for the occasional I throw pinnacle turn getting through.p, and half of the team being on the side of the guy or thing they were told to kill.
and just when you thought the dungeon couldn't get any worse, SPIDERS.

put poisonous spiders in the dungeon, is what I'm saying.

Also, I believe we the wall helper players, are hidden behind the dungeon.

[fractalman]

Just like in roll to dodge/die, both low rolls and high rolls can be dangerous to your health. Only it's roll to dodge/stun, since it's a destroy the wall game not a dodge/die game.  I'm using a deck of cards as my d13.  I think it's obvious which high cards cause stuns.  It is, in fact, possible to do negative damage (If you're attempting to heal the wall, that means you cause damage to it instead.  I haven't worked out the mechanics for damage between summoned units yet...)

However, there are a handfull of ways in which you can bypass the dice entirely, such as being a NINJA.  what that means, exactly...well, you'll have to wait till tomorrow.  or, well, much later today.

Also: passive defenses have more hp than active defenses.   
Also: you cannot target players directly. only through summons. 
also: do not ASK me to spawn a unit. tell me how your getting the spiders in there.  then I determine how much hp it has. 
and...I REALLY need to go to bed now. 

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Yhea, I'm just going to put in the new turn quickly however, I might forget otherwise.make highly poisonous chocolate spiders that make you fat and stunned forming them out of the wall, then position them around the dungeon.

I'm sorry wall, but it's for the greater good.