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Total Members Voted: 16

[mastahcheese]

Also GET WELL SOON

I'M WORKING ON IT

I'm a pretty big fan of your games and I read quite a few of them, and it's a shame that you have to abandon all of these.

I'm a programmer, so if you want, I can crunch out a program to do your dice rolling (with colors and all) if you can tell me about the exact mechanics you use for them.

As sweet as that would be, the problem is that I tend to fluctuate what kind of dice I use in my games very wildly.
I may take you up on that offer, though.

[Elephant Parade]

All actions are interrupted by a SUDDEN MECHANICS CHANGE!

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

Mastahcheese
Level: 0
Experience: 0/100

HP: 100/100
Attack: 25 (10 + 15) (Illustrated Update)
Defence: 0
Speed: 3 (10 - 7)
Magic: 10

Skills:
  (None)

Spells:
  (None)

Traits:
  (None)

Items:
  Illustrated Update: [W] 15 Atk, 7 Wt
  Generic Healing Potion: [C] Heals 10 HP.

Elf: "Oh, darn. It seems that I'm the tutorial enemy."

Initiative roll: 6+3 vs. 1+7

"Wow. Rigged roll much. Tutorial battles are dumb. I think you're supposed to attack me."

[mastahcheese]

Illustrate his butt to the moon!

[Elephant Parade]

Illustrate his butt to the moon!

Attack roll: 6

Mastahcheese strikes the elf with his illustrated update, inflicting 30 damage!

"Such rigged roll. Wow. Anyway, a 6 is a critical hit that inflicts double damage. It's my turn now."

Attack roll: 5

The elf hits mastahcheese with a wooden sword for 10 damage!

"Yeah, that was rigged too. Tutorials are silly like that. You can use the potion to restore lost health, and it won't even take up your turn."

Initiative roll: 6+3 vs. 1+7

"That Illustrated Update really slows you down a lot, by the way. It certainly packs a punch, though."

Spoiler: Health (click to show/hide)

Mastahcheese: 90/100
Elf: /???

[mastahcheese]

Forget health potions! Smash his face!

Sirus is running an X-COM: UFO Defense game, go join it so we can all get killed!
Advertising it because I'm bored.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

You keep not updating then changing the mechanics, dammit EP, how am I gonna make my cookie factory now?!
drinky potion.

[Elephant Parade]

You keep not updating then changing the mechanics, dammit EP, how am I gonna make my cookie factory now?!
drinky potion.

Mastahcheese quaffs the potion, regaining 10 HP!

"The GM can select which action to use, by the way. Normally it'll be chronological order, but tutorial."

"Next, you need to learn about skills, so I suppose something random will pop up to teach you one."

After the elf finishes speaking, a Skill Globe falls from the sky and lands in mastahcheese's hands.

"Called it. Use the Skill Globe. Normally it'd take up your turn, but this is a tutorial, so we don't need to worry about actually following the mechanics."

[mastahcheese]

Smash the Skill Globe in his face! Defy the GM!

[poketwo]

REBEL AGAINST RAILROAD. USE OLD YOU AT DERAIL VERSION AGAINST HIM.
SORRY, DON'T HAVE MUCH COLOR ON THIS THING ADVAILIBLE.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

try and learn 'summon shadow clone' with the skill orb.

[mastahcheese]

REBEL AGAINST RAILROAD. USE OLD YOU AT DERAIL VERSION AGAINST HIM.

USE LIME GREEN FOR EP'S GAMES

[Elephant Parade]

try and learn 'summon shadow clone' with the skill orb.

Mastahcheese uses the Skill Globe! He learns Edit!

"Edit is a healing skill. It can be used on yourself; however, once you have some party members, it can be used on somebody else."

"Also, I lied. It did take up your turn."

Attack roll: 5

The Elf hits mastahcheese for 10 damage!

"Now, try using Edit."

[mastahcheese]

Use the freaking edit, then murder the elf.

[darkpaladin109]

Use edit to remove tutorial.

[poketwo]

THEIR IS ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO TO GURINTY VICTORY OVER TYRANICLE GM, STOP EXICUTE DUMBO.EXE FROM DOING ACTIONS!!!!!