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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 170261 times)

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #345 on: December 26, 2013, 02:44:15 pm »

Throw a reindeer grenade behind me, hoping the explosion distracts the zombie. Rush right at it, my fist level with it's face, screaming hysterically.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #346 on: December 26, 2013, 02:49:52 pm »

Throw a reindeer grenade behind me, hoping the explosion distracts the zombie. Rush right at it, my fist level with it's face, screaming hysterically.
Are you sure? You only have one.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #347 on: December 26, 2013, 03:00:45 pm »

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #348 on: December 26, 2013, 03:05:04 pm »

Now that I've made one, I can make many more. Go for it.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #349 on: December 26, 2013, 05:55:13 pm »

Now that I've made one, I can make many more. Go for it.
Until you get trained, you have a -2 to the crafting roll.

Throw a reindeer grenade behind me, hoping the explosion distracts the zombie. Rush right at it, my fist level with it's face, screaming hysterically.

(Item roll: 3)

You throw the grenade at the zombie. You don't quite score a direct hit, but you're close enough to inflict 1 damage. Also, a baby reindeer is summoned.

(Zombie attack roll: 5)

The zombie claws at the reindeer, killing it in one hit.

(Initiative roll: 6 + 7 vs. 5 + 3)
(Attack roll: 1)

(I'm treating the punch attack as a weapon attack, as there is seriously no advantage to unarmed combat.)
Your Illustrated Update misses so badly that the Zombie gets an extra attack!

(Zombie attack roll: 5)

The zombie lands a solid blow, inflicting 5 damage.

(Zombie attack roll: 3)

The zombie barely grazes you with its second attack, causing it to inflict only 2 damage.

Spoiler: Combat Stats (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #350 on: December 26, 2013, 06:03:58 pm »

Use summon reindeer, pumping a tiny extra power to make it otherworldly strong, and have the reindeer fight the zombie.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #351 on: December 26, 2013, 06:17:16 pm »

Spawn a crap ton reindeer that it buries the zombie in reindeer
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #352 on: December 26, 2013, 10:31:34 pm »

Remind people of the coloring convention I just made less than 24 hours ago.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #353 on: December 26, 2013, 10:52:37 pm »

Use summon reindeer, pumping a tiny extra power to make it otherworldly strong, and have the reindeer fight the zombie.
(Initiative: 4 + 7 vs. haha + no)

(Overcharge roll: 3) You burn 5 MP in exchange for a +1 on the casting roll.
(Spell roll: 6 + 1)

You summon an Omnideer.

(Zombie attack roll: 4)

The zombie claws the Omnideer for 0 damage!

(Initiative roll: 4 + 7 & 1 + 40 vs. doesn't + matter)
The Omnideer has more than double the speed of all enemies, and gains an extra action.

(Omnideer attack roll: 6)

The Omnideer unleashes its Ultra Skill, Divine Trample! The Zombie takes 81 damage! The zombie dies!

XP ASSIGNMENTS

Mastahcheese - 2 XP
Omnideer - Summoned units don't earn XP! Boo hoo.

(If you're wondering why mastahcheese only got 2 XP, it's because he only performed two combat actions.)

The zombie dropped two fl-ABORT tokens! Flabort's Token Shop is now open for business!

Spawn a crap ton reindeer that it buries the zombie in reindeer

Action obsolete!

Remind people of the coloring convention I just made less than 24 hours ago.

(1)Nobody listens.

(I'm assuming I don't need to do turns in lime green, since that would be ugly as heck.)

The Omnideer fades away!

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Flabort's Wares (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 27, 2013, 12:18:48 am by Elephant Parade »
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #354 on: December 27, 2013, 12:14:57 am »

*ahem*
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #355 on: December 27, 2013, 12:23:21 am »

Excalibur price fixed. If you were wondering why it was at the bottom of the list, wonder no longer!
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #356 on: December 27, 2013, 08:56:10 am »

Attempt to understand how I turned this normal deer summoning into an omnideer. Figure out a way to summon omnideers and make them stay around.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #357 on: December 27, 2013, 01:26:51 pm »

You know you want to roll the dice on that randomly generated weapon. And then do it a few more times until you run out of money because it wasn't what you were hoping for.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #358 on: December 27, 2013, 01:27:58 pm »

You know you want to roll the dice on that randomly generated weapon. And then do it a few more times until you run out of money because it wasn't what you were hoping for.
Each Randomly Generated Weapon will cost more than the last.

Attempt to understand how I turned this normal deer summoning into an omnideer. Figure out a way to summon omnideers and make them stay around.
Hahaha no. I'm just going to tell you that this won't work.

You turned it into an Omnideer by getting a 7.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #359 on: December 27, 2013, 01:31:47 pm »

Possibly, because I've been considering making this an official fl-ABORT token event, and players could donate their tokens to buy things.
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