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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 170219 times)

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2013, 08:07:59 pm »

>Mindslap necromancer for insubordination.

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2013, 08:23:28 pm »

Search really hard for the map.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2013, 09:23:04 pm »

<make the computer more efficient so that is uses less heat
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2013, 09:31:55 pm »

>Mindslap necromancer for insubordination.

(3)He is mildly irritated.

Search really hard for the map.

(2)Your computer is right there. In front of you. And the map is 40% done.

<make the computer more efficient so that is uses less heat

(3)Meh. You fine-tune it a bit, but not enough to be really noticeable.

===NPC TURNS===
(1)MapperAI deletes the map. Whoops. Stupid AI.
(6)The Corrupted Necromancer arrives!

===EVENT ROLL===
(6)As it turns out, MapperAI has a backup feature. So the map isn't deleted.

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Corrupted Necromancer (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Computer (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2013, 09:34:00 pm »

>Now actualslap him for his insubordination.

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2013, 09:34:20 pm »

<Maketh healing sandwiches.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #36 on: November 17, 2013, 09:36:29 pm »

Share more knowledge of life and death with formites
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #37 on: November 17, 2013, 10:00:00 pm »

>Now actualslap him for his insubordination.

(1)You miss and slap the wall, which hurts your hand.

<Maketh healing sandwiches.

(6)You make 3 healing sandwiches.

Share more knowledge of life and death with formites

(1)You give more forumites dark secrets! They turn evil!

===NPC TURNS===
(5)MapperAI works on the map a bit more.
(3)The Corrupted Necromancer retaliates against the failed slap with a weak slap, inflicting 1 damage.
(4)The Other Corrupted Necromancer arrives.

===EVENT ROLL===
(5)MapperAI works better than it normally does.

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Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Corrupted Necromancer (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Computer (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Reindeer Farm (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

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Wow. A few turns in and the status is already getting complicated.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #38 on: November 17, 2013, 10:08:16 pm »

(Do you want me to help put in the actions of the NPC's after you? Might as well see if I have any writing skills.)
<put steaks in healing sandviches and make them ULTRA HEALING SANDVICHES!
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #39 on: November 17, 2013, 10:19:26 pm »

>Spread more secrets of life, but leave out the secrets of death. See if that helps.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #40 on: November 17, 2013, 10:20:29 pm »

(Do you want me to help put in the actions of the NPC's after you? Might as well see if I have any writing skills.)
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Nah. I'd rather do the whole thing, and with the way stats work that might be a pain.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #41 on: November 17, 2013, 10:23:20 pm »

I which case, I propose that all baddies and good guys have a limit of 3 people only, clones last for 5 turns, zombies or otherwise creatures summond by NPCs last 2 turns, and original creatures last ten turns, non original creatures last 3.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #42 on: November 17, 2013, 10:25:23 pm »

I which case, I propose that all baddies and good guys have a limit of 3 people only, clones last for 5 turns, zombies or otherwise creatures summond by NPCs last 2 turns, and original creatures last ten turns, non original creatures last 3.
Shouldn't be necessary. It'll just take me a bit longer.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #43 on: November 18, 2013, 02:21:03 am »

I actually got off my butt to update Six-Shooter, Avatar and Authorities, and Lost at Sea.
So far, this thread is actually helping to keep me organized and motivated, by letting me see exactly what all I've been needing to do.
Yay, productivity!

I'd update the Warlock game, as well, but Steam is throwing a tantrum, it's already demolished a table that someone was partying at.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #44 on: November 18, 2013, 12:39:39 pm »

>De-lossify avatar
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