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[Fniff]

[5]Your boss says "Well, you haven't taken a holiday since you got here ten years ago, so I guess you're cleared for a year-long paid vacation due to all the racked up holidays."
Celebrate!

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Has no friends. Airport X-Ray Machine worker. Is wearing patchwork clothes. Has a disguised beam katana, has no money or pants. Possesses cheapskate imaginary friends. On a year-long paid vacation.

[Harry Baldman]

[5]Your boss says "Well, you haven't taken a holiday since you got here ten years ago, so I guess you're cleared for a year-long paid vacation due to all the racked up holidays."
Celebrate!

[4] Feels good, man. Drinking, fantastic sunsets, more drinking, occasional eye contact with waitresses that makes you feel oddly validated, the works. And you don't even lose any additional articles of clothing.

There is, however, still the issue that you have no money. Maybe that's why the waitresses were making eye contact with you.

Panhandle furiously to raise money.

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Has no friends. Airport X-Ray Machine worker. Is wearing patchwork clothes. Has a disguised beam katana, has no money or pants. Possesses cheapskate imaginary friends. On actual vacation now, and rather drunk.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

[4] Feels good, man. Drinking, fantastic sunsets, more drinking, occasional eye contact with waitresses that makes you feel oddly validated, the works. And you don't even lose any additional articles of clothing.

There is, however, still the issue that you have no money. Maybe that's why the waitresses were making eye contact with you.

Panhandle furiously to raise money.

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Has no friends. Airport X-Ray Machine worker. Is wearing patchwork clothes. Has a disguised beam katana, has no money or pants. Possesses cheapskate imaginary friends. On actual vacation now, and rather drunk.

[2] Your efforts to panhandle get you kicked out of the resteraunt. You are now in debt.

Rob someone in a dark alley with my laser beam katana. Steal their money.

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Has no friends. Airport X-Ray Machine worker. Is wearing patchwork clothes. Has a disguised beam katana, has a debt and no pants. Possesses cheapskate imaginary friends. On actual vacation now, and rather drunk.

[Fniff]

[6] You hold someone outside for pants and cash. Holy shit, they have $600 on them and silk pants! Nice! You hear sirens in the distance. Oh man, the 5-0 are here.

Flee from the 5-0!

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Has no friends. Airport X-Ray Machine worker. Is wearing patchwork clothes. Has a disguised beam katana, has a debt, and some nice silk pants. Possesses cheapskate imaginary friends. On actual vacation now, and rather drunk. Wanted by the cops for robbery.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

[6] You hold someone outside for pants and cash. Holy shit, they have $600 on them and silk pants! Nice! You hear sirens in the distance. Oh man, the 5-0 are here.

Flee from the 5-0!

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Has no friends. Airport X-Ray Machine worker. Is wearing patchwork clothes. Has a disguised beam katana, has a debt, and some nice silk pants. Possesses cheapskate imaginary friends. On actual vacation now, and rather drunk. Wanted by the cops for robbery.

[5] Hiding in the shadows, the cop cars fly by on the road, apparently going after something else.

Put on pants, pay resteraunt, pocket the money.

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Has no friends. Airport X-Ray Machine worker. Is wearing patchwork clothes. Has a disguised beam katana, has a debt, and some nice silk pants. Possesses cheapskate imaginary friends. On actual vacation now, and rather drunk. Wanted by the cops for robbery.

[wer6]

(4) you put on your pants, and out comes A 100 dollar bill!

and then you (1) spend all the money on black hack and hookers, but you (1) lost all your money on blackjack, and you lost your pants.

Mug another fool

[DarkArtemisFowl]

[6] About the same scenario as before plays out. You rob a man, but the cops are definitely after you this time.

Get out of here.

[Harry Baldman]

[6] About the same scenario as before plays out. You rob a man, but the cops are definitely after you this time.

Get out of here.

[3] There is nowhere to truly run and nowhere to truly hide. You are a fugitive from the law, and you've only been on vacation for two hours at best. You can run for now, but you cannot run forever. They have seen your face, and they want to see more of it soon.

Obtain a new face.

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Has no friends. Airport X-Ray Machine worker. Is wearing patchwork clothes. Has a disguised beam katana, has a debt, and some nice silk pants. Possesses cheapskate imaginary friends. On actual vacation now, and rather drunk. Wanted by the cops for robbery, and has no obvious avenue of escape.

[wer6]

(1) You have no face.

Talk this out with the law, get A get out of jail free card!

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Has no friends. Airport X-Ray Machine worker. Is wearing patchwork clothes. Has a disguised beam katana, has a debt, and some nice silk pants. Possesses cheapskate imaginary friends. On actual vacation now, and rather drunk. Wanted by the cops for robbery, and has no obvious avenue of escape, also has no face.

[GreatWyrmGold]

[6] You head into a plastic surgery place, asking for a new face. He smiles, you feel a sharp pain in the back of your head. Next thing you know, you are in an alley, once more pantsless, robbed of all your money, and with a face out of a horror movie.

Find the people who did this to me and make them pay.

Ninja'd.

[5] Hurrah! That was easy.

Get a face.

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Has no friends. Airport X-Ray Machine worker. Is wearing patchwork clothes. Has a disguised beam katana, debt, $700, and some nice silk pants. Again. Possesses cheapskate imaginary friends. On actual vacation now, and rather drunk. Faceless.

[wer6]

(6) You head into a plastic surgery place, asking for a new face. He smiles, you feel a sharp pain in the back of your headFACE. Next thing you know, you are in an alley, once more pantsless, robbed of all your money, and with a face out of a horror movie.

Find the people who did this to me and make them pay.

[Gentlefish]

[2] They give you fifty bucks.

Roulette time! Because gambling works so well.

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Has no friends. Airport X-Ray Machine worker. Is wearing patchwork clothes. Has a disguised beam katana, debt, $750, and some nice silk pants. Again. Possesses cheapskate imaginary friends. On actual vacation now, and rather drunk. Faceless.

[Fniff]

[3] You bet the 50 dollars on roulette. The dealer looks at you weirdly (Probably due to the lack of face). You win a $100.

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Has no friends. Airport X-Ray Machine worker. Is wearing patchwork clothes. Has a disguised beam katana, debt, $800, and some nice silk pants. Again. Possesses cheapskate imaginary friends. On actual vacation now, and rather drunk. Faceless.

[Gentlefish]

Augh here's a roll

Put our new poker face to the test.

[Harry Baldman]

[3] You bet the 50 dollars on roulette. The dealer looks at you weirdly (Probably due to the lack of face). You win a $100.

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Has no friends. Airport X-Ray Machine worker. Is wearing patchwork clothes. Has a disguised beam katana, debt, $800, and some nice silk pants. Again. Possesses cheapskate imaginary friends. On actual vacation now, and rather drunk. Faceless.

((He does have a face, but it is quite awful, and he has only 100 dollars and no pants.))