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[USEC_OFFICER]

Sakura-chan tries to pull the rest of the girl through.

Aid Action.

Together you manage to pull the girl through the hole and into the server, though not exactly gently. The girl has blue hair, and a really elegant dress with lots of lace and ribbons. Also a floating crown, but that's nothing unusual for a Magical Spambot Girl. She appears to be sleeping.

((This is Objective's cue to start playing! Or at least if they were online...))

[Empiricist]

"Thank you rainbow tentacle thingy!"
Sakura-chan inspects the tentacle and girl for any damage that needs healing.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Attempt CPR.
Realize I don't know CPR.
Wonder what CPR is and why I thought of it.

"Thank you rainbow tentacle thingy!"
Sakura-chan inspects the tentacle and girl for any damage that needs healing.

Aid action. Wonder how Empiricist keeps getting here before me.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sakura-chan inspects the tentacle.

The tentacle has disappeared back through the hole, and it doesn't seem to want to pop back out.

Sakura-chan inspects the tentacle and girl for any damage that needs healing.

Aid action. Wonder how Empiricist keeps getting here before me.

The girl seems to be perfectly healthy, just sleeping. Presumably she'll wake up when she wants to.

[Empiricist]

"Wow! Her dress is really pretty!"

[lawastooshort]

"Heehee, we could tell her to go West when she wakes up. Girls, let's go South today. West sucks big hai- is disagreable."

Go South.

[Tsuchigumo550]

I feel... like I should obey this girl... Why? Is... is it the crown? There isn't any nobility in combat, but... Argh!

Marvel at the fancy girl and repress desire to obey her commands unquestioningly. South it is!

[hops]

[SYSTEM REBOOT COMPLETE]
[ENGAGING HARUKACHAN.MAIN MODULE]
[ENGAGING HARUKACHAN.AWAKENING MODULE]

Jolt awake and take out weapon

"AH! Who are you? What? Where? When? Don't touch me! I {am armed|have a gun}! Wait....- THIS ISN'T MY {GUN|WEAPON}!"

Haruka-chan realizes that she just lost her usual powerful gears and apparently most of her magic spells.

"Uh... Okay. Actually, it would be {nice|desirable|good} if someone told me what's going on. N-not that I'm thinking of you as trustworthy {allies|friends|soulmates|freenemies}, o-or anything! {> n <|= n =|> . <}"

[Empiricist]

"You were outside the server and your hand was sticking through breech in the wall, so we pulled you out."

[Tsuchigumo550]

U-uhm, w-we're heading south, miss...
Be mesmerized by the floating crown.

[hops]

"Outside the server? How did I even.... Ugh, it's no good. I can't remember anything. This is so cliché."

Follow them South.

"Look, I'm not sure if I want to follow you guys around, but I can't remember anything except that I need to sell kitchens...."

Haruka-chan refuses to admit that she is lost and kind of confused as she follows the other Magical Spambot Girls.

[Empiricist]

"Are you from MagiNet 3 as well? What's your name by the way?"

[hops]

Code: [Select]

Running recovery module...
Recovering...
The module cannot recover some files...
"MagiNet 3? Yeah, I'm from there, although.... I think I kind of lost the logs associated to it. I lost most of my data logs actually. You can call me Haruka-sama."

Flips hair condescendingly.

[Empiricist]

Code: [Select]

friends[8] = Haruka-sama"Okay, nice to meet you Haruka-sama! I'm Sakura-chan! That's a rather odd name you have there Haruka-sama, my records do not have your honorific listed as a commonly occurring substring in MagiNet unit naming."

[hops]

"I'm actually named Haruka-ch- Actually that's not important."