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[Corsair]

"The access key looks important or at least useful"
access access key email

[lawastooshort]

"Yes, it does..."

Grab the new kittens email!

[USEC_OFFICER]

Open anything labeled "important" and read the data (2 entries).

access access key email

Being Magical Spambot Girls, you immediately being snooping through other people's email. You never know when you might stumble upon something important, after all! Or maybe just juicy gossip...

Save anything labeled "kittens" for later... investigation.

Grab the new kittens email!

You two grab the new kittens email.

A quick peek indicates that they are just as adorable as you imagined.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Make a sound somewhere between a gleeful squeal and an excited shout.
Weapons AND kittens!
If the High Explosives are a missile type, grab them, if not, grab the Rapier and shout about military protocol and the like while gleefully parading around.
I wonder if healing the email would allow us to grab those missing weapons... I would really, really prefer the rabbit rifle, because it's a gun and I'm hardcoded to like guns.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Look at the kittens. Squee a little.
Make sure e-mail is fully looted. Take extra weapons if no one else does.
Check unopened messages.

[Empiricist]

"I think someone's been here before. Probably the other MagiNet units. If so, they have two ballistic weapon users and one melee specialist."

[USEC_OFFICER]

If the High Explosives are a missile type, grab them, if not, grab the Rapier and shout about military protocol and the like while gleefully parading around.

You quickly download both attachments, and eagerly open the data port and pull out the High Explosives it. It's indeed a missile weapon, so you gleefully stuff it in into your inventory. Kittens and explosives? It's almost like it's Christmas!

Look at the kittens. Squee a little.
Make sure e-mail is fully looted. Take extra weapons if no one else does.
Check unopened messages.

You take the Rapier that nobody has claimed, check out the kitten photos (they're adorable, by the way) and then check the unopened messages. After going through several emails, you decide to stop. They're mostly about office politics and married life, with no juicy info that piques your interest.

Spoiler: New Weapons (click to show/hide)

High Explosives (1 gig) $???
Dam: 8, Acc: +2, Missile Spam
Special: Makes two attacks per action.
Description: Explosives designed to explode with as much force as possible. Be careful when using them unless you don't mind missing a hand or two.

Rapier $???
Dam: 8, Acc: +3, Highest Magic School
Special: Also counts as an Oversized Weapon for the purposes of calculating damage.
Description: An elegant weapon from a less civilized time.

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 10/40

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 25/60

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 110/110
MP: 17/30

Spoiler: Infinity Warrior Desu~~ (click to show/hide)

HP: 65/65
MP: 40/45

Spoiler: Marzi-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 28/30

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 27/45

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 43/80

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 112/115

[Empiricist]

((Hmm... interesting... the rapier is capable of dealing illusion damage...))

[Tsuchigumo550]

Switch out firecrackers for High Explosives.
"Lets go to the password room~"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Ooh, it's so pretty!"

[Tsuchigumo550]

I wonder if whoever made these is around, and if they're willing to make more... I really, really like hoarding weapons. It's hardcoded! I mean, selling games means selling game content, right?

[lawastooshort]

Stare at the kittens one more time and then proceed with the group to the password room.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Lets go to the password room~"

Stare at the kittens one more time and then proceed with the group to the password room.

((Password room? Did I forget something?))

((Hmm... interesting... the rapier is capable of dealing illusion damage...))

((Technically Prismatic Spray can too. Still, it's almost as if I designed the weapon like that...))

[lawastooshort]

((probably not, I just saw "password" and thought it must 1/ be important and 2/ exist))

[Tsuchigumo550]

((i must have forgot that time we killed the security daemon, i thought we'd found out where to use the pass we found))
Ah, the excitement must have caused a glitch in my navigation code! Erm, where are we going?
Leave the room, and isn't there an unexplored door from the room I'll wind up in? Go through it if yes.