((Well looks like a should have kept stalling with physical attacks.))
Wake up against all odds?
Nope. If you had rolled double 6s, then yes, I might have allowed one final action.
((Yeah, I can't think of anything that wouldn't rely on ridiculous amounts of luck. Unless I can buy myself 20 seconds through talking and redneckisms. Gimme a couple of minutes to put some chatter up to try to buy time.))
Team All out of options, WMD
"Damn, I wanted to kill him. That fucker dropped me in a pool of molten liquid last time I saw him. Felt like lying in a pool of fire ants. Was hoping I could make some lava on him, repay the favor. Can't really control what pops out, though. Damn aliens. Couldn't even give me the ability to summon whiskey on demand. Bunch of carpet baggers if you ask me. Huh, you look different. You do something with your hair? Oh wait, it's your eyes. Hold on a minute, is this one of them sitiations where you were originally in the knife and you can possess anybody who did that ritual thing? My Pa took me to see one o' them movin' pictures like that once. Since it seems like you want to go after me, you mind telling me how this whole thing started? Like, why some spirit in a knife would start up a gang of thieves instead of, say, a moonshine still or a cattle outfit? Doubt the info will matter much once you erase my conciousness or whatever yer specific brand o' possessin' does, but I'd like to know. Sort of a last request, as it were. And maybe tell my kin goodbye for me. Lemme give ya the list. Ma, Pa, Little Clem, Big Todd, Average size Billy, Bobby Joe, Billy Ray, Ricky Bobby, Brandi Lynn, Billy Bob, Bobby Ray, Cousin Ted, Cousin Buck, Uncle Toothpick, Red, me and him ain't on speakin' terms, but it'd be wrong not to say bye. Now me and Uncle Truck are on speakin' terms, but he's duller then a cow patty. Oh, and my cousin Smaller than Big Todd but Bigger than Average Sized Billy John."
Try to buy time. There should be another RME before the explosion, right? Hope it helps. Otherwise, hope I buy enough time to go boom. If he isn't buying it, transform back. Hope that the excess of energy within me will hamper any possession attempts.Or that my form can't contain the energy and I go boom anyways.
Well, those are all good ideas. Let's start rolling and see if anything sticks.
You start speaking but about halfway through your second sentance the voice cuts you off.
"Give me some credit."He runs towards you and jumps over the small wall of black substance that has formed around you. One of his legs touches the thing and it begins dissolving, but he doesn't seem to mind much. He seems to have bigger problems, what with his skin starting to become thinner and more pale. Then again, he doesn't seem to care about that either. Or anything, really. His face is mostly expressionless.
Every inch of your body becomes surrounded by a green light and you start glowing slightly and floating towards the ceiling.
The man grabs one of your anchors and launches himself towards your core. He shatters the green light covering it with his fist as if it was glass and penetrates you. By now he's starting to look more like a skeleton with a thin covering of skin and organs than a human.
You will have the honour of being my new vessel.The words hit your mind the same moment as the influence does, burning through your mind. Your body starts twitching involuntarily as it slowly starts returning to its human form.
<Parasitic influence critical. Quarantine failure imminent.>Your soul will serve me.You find enough mental strength to regain control for a small instant.
"I'd rather die, asshole."You use that instant to force your body to force your body to keep changing back to its human form as quickly as possible. It starts spewing smoke and distortions as bones retract and flesh shifts. There is resistance. You force it to go faster. Your body complains, wants to do this more slowly, but you force it anyway. You push with your will against what your body is telling you, against the pain, against the presence in your mind, against your survival instinct.
You are made of light. You are made of smoke. You are made of fire. That's the last thing you remember before the influence in your mind and body comes back with a vengeance, hitting you like a runaway train and forcing you into the darkness.
<Emergency desynchronization in progress...>The void envelopes you as everything becomes a dark nothing, the familiar void that comes between missions.
Looks like either way, it is over now. You are as good as dead.
But death won't save you.
All players desynchronized.Scanning...Primary objective completion impossible.Mission failed. Terminating session...Detailed objective account follows: Primary Objective: Capture or Eliminate the leader of the criminal organization known as 'The 11 of Diamonds': FAILEDSecondary Objective: Rescue Hostages: FAILEDSecondary Objective: Escape: FAILEDSecondary Objective: Capture or Eliminate all members of the criminal organization known as 'The 11 of Diamonds': PARTIAL, details follow:-Capture or Eliminate the King: COMPLETED by William and Bryan-Capture or Eliminate the Queen: FAILED-Capture or Eliminate the Knave: FAILED-Capture or Eliminate the Joker: FAILED-Capture or Eliminate the Seer: FAILED-Capture or Eliminate the Ghost: COMPLETED by William-Capture or Eliminate the Brain: COMPLETED by Kosak-Capture or Eliminate the Brawn: COMPLETED by William and Kosak-Capture or Eliminate the Puppetmaster: COMPLETED by William-Capture or Eliminate the Rotbird: COMPLETED by Svajoklis-Capture or Eliminate the Ace: COMPLETED by Svajoklis-Capture or Eliminate the Traitor: COMPLETED by WilliamA good job, overall. As I said when I started it, it was a hard mission and some people dropped out halfway through, so failing it is not unexpected.
Alarith gets 2 points. I really wish I could give him more, since he did very well and I enjoyed his efforts very much. Screw that, he did good, he should get rewarded. 3 points for Alarith.
FallacyOrUrist and DreamerGhost get 3 points. Good job.
And our reality-destroying-warp-fart-releasing friend killed a lot of people with his big booms, as expected. That's why Beirus gets 5 points. He also gets some demonic infection for his soul. That should teach him to let strange men stab him with their knives.
Everyone else gets 1 point.
Have I given you all your upgrade trees? I think I have. Too tired to check now.
Campaign
Campaign, Ike!
Try to keep my distance from these lads, and the rest as well. No use in killing them where they can just as easily be replaced, is there? Back off a bit, and try to avoid being outmaneuvered as I move away from them.
((I'm becoming increasingly convinced that obfuscating rolls is a poor idea. They're a very nice way to provide feedback and allow someone to parse the text better, which is something I tend to have trouble with.))
ike rflx -> 3+3-1 -> 5
soldier 1 rflx -> 6-1
soldier 2 rflx -> 2-1
soldier 3 rflx -> 3-1
soldier 4 rflx -> 6-1
mage rflx -> 2
1 dex -> 2
ike rflx -> 6+3 -> 9
4 dex -> 3
ike rflx -> 4+3-1 -> 6
ike speed -> 5+2 -> 7
1 speed -> 4-1
4 speed -> 6-1
5 speed -> 6-1
6 speed -> 6-1
You easily jump away from the soldier's follow-up strikes before you start running away like the wind. You manage to get some distance between you and the soldiers, but they are still hot on your trail, despite their armour and their apparent tiredness. One slip up and they could be all over you once more.
The remaining mage gives an unnecessary order to some of the soldiers to pursue you before he starts preparing a spell. At least you infer he's preparing a spell from the fact that you can't understand a word he's saying.
Now, are you running towards any particular direction? Based on the map I gave you, I think the "as far away from them" directions are ESE, NW and SW.